A New Round of ‘Have You Ever’?

Before this bastard Covid 19 virus came into our lives, we all HAD lives. We had places we went, things we saw, things we did and things we enjoyed or suffered through. With that said, let’s play another round of ‘Have You Ever’?

So read the questions, mark down which ones you’ve done in your past and no fair peeking at your neighbor’s paper!

HAVE YOU EVER:

DELIVERED A EULOGY?

BEEN A PALLBEARER?

SERVED ON A JURY?

RECEIVED AN HONORARY DEGREE?

DONATED BLOOD?

WRITING AND DELIVERING A EULOGY IS A VERY SOLEMN AND EMOTIONAL TASK. I’VE DONE THIS FOR MY MOTHER, MY FATHER AND MY SISTER.

HAVE YOU EVER:

KISSED A FAMOUS PERSON?

BEEN INTERVIEWED OR FEATURED ON TV?

WON A PRIZE FROM A RADIO STATION CONTEST?

TAKEN PART IN A 12 STEP PROGRAM?

HAD A SURPRISE PARTY THROWN FOR YOU?

KATY PERRY KISSES AN “AMERICAN IDOL”CONTESTANT. KATY I AM AVAILABLE FOR A QUICK SMOOCH OR TWO. JUST SAYIN’.

HAVE YOU EVER:

MENTORED A YOUNG PERSON? (NOT INCLUDING YOUR OWN KIDS)

BROKEN UP SOMEONE’S MARRIAGE?

BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR SETTING UP TWO PEOPLE WHO MARRIED?

BEEN A BEST MAN OR MAID OF HONOR?

GONE ON A BLIND DATE?

YODA MENTORED LUKE SKYWALKER AND THAT SEEMED TO WORK OUT O.K. FOR EVERYONE.

HAVE YOU EVER:

HAD SEX ON THE JOB?

BAILED SOMEONE OUT OF JAIL?

WORKED AS AN ELECTION JUDGE?

SIGNED UP TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR?

TESTIFIED AT A TRIAL OR DEPOSITION?

IN THESE SENSITIVE TIMES AND ISSUES OF ‘SOCIAL DISTANCING’ FOOLING AROUND ON THE JOB IS OUT OF THE QUESTION. BUT WHAT ABOUT IN YOUR PAST?

WRAP-UP-I can say “Yes” to 13 of these 20 items. And since it’s not scandalous I’ll admit to sharing hello/goodbye kisses with Nora Dunn, Tanya Tucker and Wynonna Judd…but not at the same time.

NEXT BLOG: My plans for summer, limited as they may be.