Remembering the Summer of ’83

IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO AND I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

Back In the late spring of 1983 most of my close friends graduated from college.  Thanks to switch-ups of my declared major, I was due to graduate from Elmhurst College, (Now called Elmhurst University) a year later in May of 1984. This meant June, July, August and the beginning of September of 1983 was to be my last totally carefree summer. And it was a great one.

In 1983, Ronald Reagan was in the third year of his first term as President, gasoline cost 95 cents a gallon and concert tickets to any show were well below 20 bucks a pop.

This was my third summer working maintenance on the 7 am til 3:30 p.m. shift for the Elmhurst Park District.  After one summer on the lawn crew then a summer of prepping baseball diamonds, in 1983 I was sent to work garbage crew.  My partner was former high school classmate Dave Flasch and before venturing out in our mini-garbage truck we were given a ten-minute tutorial on how to drive a stick shift in the Builders Square parking lot.  Something new for both of us but we took to the shifting of gears and not stalling out quickly.

The summer of 1983 was a blazing hot and humid one.  Almost every day was a sweat inducing challenge, so much so that I’d freeze a plastic gallon jug of water and lug that ice mass to work each day.  Then as the day went on, I’d drain all that cold water down my throat. I hardly peed because I just sweated out the water.

The daily trip to the quarry/dump in neighboring Hillside was a wild one as we unloaded all the trash pulled from the parks’ garbage cans.   I can still smell the methane burners at that dump and I felt bad for the men who worked there moving mounds of junk in bulldozers.

Dave and I also had to work a four-hour shift on Sunday mornings to clear trash barrels from several parks’ picnic areas.  We were armed with cans of bug spray to shoo away the bees that buzzed around loads of discarded chicken, corn cobs and empty cans of beer and soda pop.

Weekdays, we often took our lunch breaks at East End Pool.  After downing a quick sandwich and snacks we’d peel off our jeans down to our gym shorts and take a dip in the pool’s deep end during their adult swim hour. That cool and chlorinated water was a huge refresher.

MY 3RD SUMMER WORKING FOR THE ELMHURST PARK DISTRICT WAS A HOT AND SMELLY ONE.

But my summer was full of more than just sweaty garbage work.  Movies I saw in those months included: “Return of the Jedi”, “Risky Business”, “War Games”, “National Lampoon’s Vacation”, “Blue Thunder” and the hilarious “Trading Places.”

Music wise, there were plenty of new sounds to check out such as: The Police’s “Synchronicity”, Talking Heads “Speaking in Tongues.” Elton John’s “Too Low for Zero” and David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” album to name a few.

Concerts I made it to in the Summer of ‘83 were good ones.  At Park West I saw Dave Edmunds for the first time.  Ditto for R.E.M. Fresh from releasing their “Murmur” album, they played a WXRT 4 dollar budget show with Let’s Active as the opening act.  In July, me and my pal Dave Ross saw The Police, The Fixx, A Flock of Seagulls, Joan Jett & Ministry at Comiskey Park. Late in the summer my Park District co-worker Bernie Bushue and I checked out Men at Work and INXS at Poplar Creek.  And I can’t forget seeing David Bowie two nights in a row at the Rosemont Horizon during his “Serious Moonlight Tour” which was a highwater mark for sure!

SEEING DAVID BOWIE IN CONCERT TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW WAS A HIGHWATER MARK FOR MY SUMMER.

I didn’t have any summer classes to take but was on the air at Elmhurst college radio station WRSE Sundays from 6 pm til 9 pm.  At my invitation, Jim Turano joined me to put together a monthly radio station music newsletter “Mick and Jim’s Hucklebuck Update.”  That newsletter would eventually lead to my big break in Chicago radio less than two years later.

Many summer nights were spent checking out local rock bands at the A.W. Shucks rock club with my mentor Lee Swanson.  That included a wild evening when Lee drank way too many Long Island Ice Teas and I had to lug his drunk for one of the first times ever ass to his car where he slept it off in his back seat.

God bless Lee. He was the one who literally snuck Jim Turano and me into Elmhurst’s 4th of July parade.  I knew we didn’t belong in the official procession when my ’73 Plymouth Duster chugged by the reviewing stand and the announcers had no idea what to say as we rolled by.

ME & JIM TURANO CRASHED ELMHURST’S 4TH OF JULY PARADE. AT THE WHEEL OF MY ’73 DUSTER WAS LEE SWANSON, THE MASTERMIND OF OUR BREAK-IN.

I was also in the second year of writing “Rock Scene”, my weekly local music column for Press Publications.  It was a busy summer and I was having the time of my life.

There was also an infamous middle of the night drunken swim with several of my friends at York Commons Pool.  We made our covert entrance thanks to my Park District pass key that could get us through any park district gate anywhere.  After that swim, I took off in Phil W’s Dodge Scamp, leaving him in the parking lot in just his underpants.  Don’t worry, I came back and got him and the others who laughed their asses off at this romp. 

This fun all went down in the summer of ‘83.  Sadly, my Park District co-worker and good friend Bernie passed away a few years ago.  Also, my garbage partner Dave Flasch lost his brother older Mark this year.  I worked with Mark Flasch at the Park District back in 1981 and he was a great guy just like Dave.

Still, that carefree summer of 1983 was such a fun one.  It happened forty years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday.  

NOTE: Unless something major comes up, this will be my last posted blog for the next month and a half.  My summer vacation starts later this week and I’m looking forward to some down time.  No writings, no work, just do what I want when I want.  Cheers!

Pooling a Few Thoughts…

Last week I posted about the opening of East End Pool which is the best time of the year.  With that writing done, I’ve got a few general things to comment on about the pool and beach season.

First off, we all know about my barefoot phobia.  It rivals that of WGN Morning News co-host Robin Baumgarten’s fear of naked feet.  Still, with the weather warm, I know lots of flip-flops and bare piggies will abound.  I’ll just do my best to avert my eyes from looking at other people’s feet. I try to limit the showing of my own bare dogs to pool time and moving around in my house.   For the record, I think those folks with a foot fetish are the most bizarre freaks of all time. 

I’ll look the other way as you check out this pic of someone in flip-flops.

I increase my swimming by two laps each day.  Each dip, when I get in the water, I’m thinking about how laborious doing that exercise will be.  Then after about 6 or 7 laps my groove takes over and then it’s easy and most of all, enjoyable.  If I have a goal to do 30 laps, I’ll count 15 of them then for the next 15 laps I’ll count backwards.  As of right now I’m up to 40 daily laps.  I’ve got to get up to 66 laps to equal a mile of swimming.  That’s going to take 13 more swim days!

I’ve got laps to do. Flirting with Scarlett Johansson will have to wait.

Sun Screen is EXPENSIVE!  I never really noticed this before but a mid-sized tube of Banana Boat 30 SPF rub-on cream costs fifteen dollars at Jewel.  I’ve got my freebie spray and some roll-on sunscreen from my buddy Al Flash and he’s got more he’s sending me for free.  Still, I just took one for the team and my skin and bought a tube of the Banana Boat for future use. 

This stuff is expensive but necessary so I buy it and use it.

Call me crazy, but I think women look best when they’re wearing a one-piece swimsuit.  It shows off all the contours of the female form and yet leaves some body parts a little bit of a mystery.  As I’ve noted before, women sporting butt floss bikini bottoms grosses me out. I don’t need to see anyone’s ass cheeks no matter how ‘hot’ they think they look.  Plus, thongs look uncomfortable and worst of all, UNSANITARY!

Women are more appealing in a one-piece swimsuit.  End of story.

On the subject of women, be it at the pool, beach or just getting around town, in the summertime you’re nobody unless you’ve got a black sleeveless sundress to wear.  It’s standard issue for females 18 to 80.

Standard summer wear for women of any age is the black sleeveless sun dress.

One trend I notice mostly in men is the wearing of a wristwatch in the pool.  I know some do this because they’re timing how fast they swim laps.  Those guys and women are excused from my curiosity and the shaking of my head. But those who are just puddling around wearing a watch, I don’t see the purpose.  Yes, we get it, your watch IS waterproof.  Now take it off before you get a lame looking tan line.

Unless you’re timing your laps, a watch in the water makes zero sense.

Finally, one of my favorite things to see at the pool or beach is parents introducing their babies and toddlers to the water.  As a safety measure, it is SO important for little kids to be wary of pools, lakes, ponds, and learn how to be one with the water. Pop on those floatation vests and water wings ASAP. The sooner kiddos learn to swim (via mom & dad or swim lessons) the better.  Plus, hearing the kids squeals and laughter when in the water is a real kick too.

Parents and little kiddos in the water is a great thing to see.

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Everybody Back in the Water!

After an eight and a half month wait, the 2023 East End Pool swim season is open again!  It started on Saturday of the Memorial Day weekend and we had three great weather days for doing laps and splashing it up in the waters.  What a relief for those of us who thrive in that pool.

The powers that be at the Elmhurst Park District have taken measures to appease the many women who do ‘water walking’ in the shallow end of the pool.  They put up an extra lane with a floating barrier so the walkers are not infringed on by younger swimmers thrashing in that area. 

Also, in the five-foot deep swim area, for the first hour of the swim day (which is only open to us season pass holders) there are extra lap lanes.  This makes me happy since the first thing I do in the drink is get in my non-stop laps.  I started my first day with 24 laps and am increasing that number by two more laps each day.  I’ll be up to swimming more than a mile a day in no time.

EAST END POOL IN ELMHURST IS BACK OPEN FOR THE SUMMER AND LIFE IS GOOD!

The day before the swim season started. I got my “summer buzz hair-cut” which is low maintenance and may have to be repeated in late July or early August.  I’m also using some new spray on 50 SPF sunscreen courtesy of my parody song writing partner Al Flash.  He got some extras from his work in corporate sales.  So, no sunburn for me and my face, arms and chest are already starting to cook up a tan.

Some of the usual swim regulars have shown up and it’s good to see them again.  They’re my summer family.  Sadly, one person who is missing is my good pal Paul who suffered a stroke in April.  After emergency surgery he spent time at a rehabilitation summer and continues to recover at a nearby nursing home.  I’ve visited Paul twice and will continue to do so as we hope he can eventually make it to East End for some time in the water.  My heart aches for my friend and I miss talking sports, movies and music with him.  Paul’s mate Jill hasn’t been to the pool yet but she has plenty of things to tend to. I look forward to seeing her soon.

For the days when it rains, I’m still locked in with my pass to The Courts Plus gym so I can still get in my swim time.  There’s just something about moving around in the pool that lifts me both physically and mentally.  Heck, I am an Aquarius and that IS a water sign.

In three weeks, my weekend and end of the weekday swimming will transcend into full time late morning-early afternoon pool time every single day.  There are more East End Pool regulars who still need to show up for the summer and I look forward to seeing and hanging with them as well.

Happy Summer to one and all!

NEXT BLOG:  Pooling more thoughts together.