How I Spent My Summer Break

THIS ISN’T ME IN THE WATER. I DON’T NEED A RAFT TO FLOAT ON MY BACK.

Six weeks of summer break from teaching is about to end.  On Monday August 12th I go back to school for three days of orientation. Then we have the kids back in class for two days before the weekend.   As you can imagine, the time off flew by.  So here’s some of what I was up to.

Despite squirrelly weather with frequent threats of rain I spent most days at East End Pool. Hanging with my fellow adult swim regulars was the usual good time. However we lost one older swimmer who passed away over the winter, one had to be moved to an assisted living facility and another moved to Minnesota to be closer to her daughter and grandkids.   Still, there were newer swimmers to meet and the sun and splash of the pool proved to be as enjoyable as ever.  My skin got nicely bronzed and I hope to keep this tan until Thanksgiving.
I kept my vow to not wear long pants once, not even jeans and only wore gym shoes on two different occasions.  The rest of the time it was shorts, swim shorts, t-shirts, slides and flip flops.  It was right out of a song by Jimmy Buffett or Kenny Chesney.

ENJOYING THE CLEAN WATERS OF EAST END POOL WAS MY MAIN OCCUPATION FOR THE SUMMER.

There was plenty of Cubs and White Sox baseball to watch on TV and I found myself giving Netflix a one month free trial.  I binge watched all seasons of “Stranger Things” and caught documentaries like the one on the failed Fyre Festival and “Twenty Feet from Stardom” about career back-up singers.  I also watched all of Jerry Seinfeld’s new season of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”, plus his special “Jerry Before Seinfeld.” Next, it was multiple comedy concerts from Sebastian Maniscalco, John Mullaney, Jim Gaffigan and I’m probably going to hell for laughing at the wickedly cruel wit of Anthony Jeselnik.  Yow!       

Plain and simple I can’t keep Netflix because there are just too many things to watch on that set-up. Netflix keeps me from doing other things like eating, drinking, sleeping and cleaning myself.  Put it this way, I already watch too much TV and having Netflix options at my fingertips is like asking R. Kelly to teach Sex Ed to teenage girls. 

NETFLIX AND ITS MANY PROGRAM OPTIONS IS A BAD TEMPTATION FOR ME AND I CANCELLED MY SUBSCRIPTION. OTHERWISE I WOULD JUST VEDGE OUT ON THE COUCH ALL DAY.

There were only two movies I saw in theaters. The Beatles never existed comedy “Yesterday” and Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.” I liked both of them but felt Tarantino’s movie dragged a bit.  Still, he DID capture the mood and feel of 1969 pop culture in movies, music and TV.  Quentin Tarantino makes movies people talk about and debate and that’s a real gift.

THE MOVIE TO SEE THIS SUMMER WAS “ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD”. I WAS THERE THE FIRST FRIDAY IT OPENED.

Later this week I’m looking to see a couple of late summer films; the Springsteen inspired “Blinded by the Light” and the raunchy “Good Boys.”  There are also two upcoming dramas I want to catch when they hit the local screens and both feature comedian Jim Gaffigan.  First there’s “American Dreamer” where he plays a bitter ride share driver turned kidnapper.  Then there’s this creepy snake handling religion film titled “Them That Follow.”  Check out the trailer for that one.

I ENJOY UNUSUAL MOVIES THAT SHOW ME NEW THINGS AND SEEING COMEDIAN JIM GAFFFIGAN IN THIS ONE SHOULD BE FUN.

I fell in love with the new country music Super Group comprised of Maren Morris, Brandi Carlile, Amanda Shires and  Natalie Hemby, they’re called “The Highwomen” which is a nod to the “Highwaymen” that featured Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson and Kris Kristofferson. The Highwomen’s debut album hits stores on September 6th

‘REDESIGNING WOMEN” IS THEIR FIRST SINGLE BUT I’M EVEN A BIGGER FAN OF “CROWDED TABLE.”

I took care of home chores like water sealing my back stairs, getting the gutters cleaned and having a burned out car tail light fixture replaced.  Plus a handyman stripped and re-caulked my bathtub and shower.

Still, I hope to get more things accomplished during next year’s break.  Staying away from Netflix will be a help. Between now and the summer of 2020 I want to get into better physical shape. Then again I said the same damn thing at the end of LAST summer so let’s see how that goes.  On the subject of breaking bad habits, I got into a new song from country singer Justin Moore that covers that struggle, it’s called “Some Day I Gotta Quit.”

“IT AIN’T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN SOME SAY, OH BUT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, SOME DAY I GOTTA QUIT.” THOSE ARE POWERFUL WORDS FROM JUSTIN MOORE.

So if I were to rate this summer break, I’d give it the same grade I gave Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”, a ‘B-’.  There sure is room for improvement and better summers.  Stay tuned for that.

LIKE THE TIDE ERASING THIS SAND GRAFFITI, MY SUMMER BREAK IS ENDING.

SPECIAL NOTE-MY HIATUS:

Our overpaid and underworked members of Congress are in the midst of a recess from doing nothing in Washington D.C. so they can do nothing in their home states.  With school starting up again and new students and plans to adjust to, I’m taking a few weeks off from blogging.  I’ll be back with a new posting on Monday September 30th..

Until then, you can still see and read my daily thoughts and opines on Facebook.

Mike Masse: Master of Classic Rock

MIKE MASSE IS BUILDING A REPUTATION FOR BEING A SPOT-ON INTERPRETER OF CLASSIC ROCK SONGS IN AN ACOUSTIC STYLE.

This Saturday August 10th Mike Masse plays a concert at the Victory Gardens Theater, 2433 N. Lincoln Avenue Chicago Illinois.  Tickets are $30 plus fees. All ages are welcome.  More info at https://victorygardens.org/#

So now you’re saying, “Who the hell is Mike Masse?” Fair enough.  I’ll share what I know about him.  Mike Masse is a YouTube star with millions of views of his work.  Now some folks gain fame on that site by doing stunts like the cinnamon challenge. Then there’s the daughter of my pal Al Flash who made a video of herself putting 100 layers of glue on her face. That little trick garnered a huge YouTube fan base that has earned her some pretty righteous bucks. 

Rather than doing something crazy stunt video that goes viral, Mike Masse plays acoustic versions of classic rock songs.  He’s covers songs from Abba and the Beatles to U2 and Neil Young and everything in between.  Many of Mike’s songs were recorded at a pizza place in Utah where he played on Monday nights.

Now you’re thinking there are hundreds of thousands of people uploading their covers of songs on YouTube, so what’s so special about Mike Masse?  Good question.  My first guess is the guy is a very accomplished guitar player and singer who instead of imitating the artists he covers, just pours out his interpretation of these well known songs.   My second observation would be Mike and his buddy put forth a comfortable vibe with no pretenses, just a couple of players who want to share some well classic hits with friends. 

MIKE MASSE (RIGHT) PLAYING WITH BASS PLAYER/CO-SINGER STERLING COTTAM.

How many friends are they sharing music with?  The Mike Masse cover of Toto’s “Africa” has just under 13 million views.  Yes, you read that right, 13 million views and it even earned them an interview on the WGN Morning News when Masse came to Chicago for a show a couple years ago. 

From what I’ve read on his website, Mike Masse and his family now live in Denver.  He was a successful public defender for years.  However demand to see live shows in the U.S. and even Europe has transformed him into a full time musician.  You can read more about his story at mikemasse.com

I could say more but would rather take the smart route and share links to Mike Masse’s music.  I plucked out a few of my favorite covers and if you keep your ears and mind open, I know you’re going to enjoy them like I do.  William Shakespeare once said, “All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players.”  With YouTube that is so accurate.  Play on Mike Masse.

ABOVE IS MIKE MASSE PLAYING TO HIS FANS. BELOW YOU’LL FIND LINKS TO SOME OF HIS BEST ACOUSTIC COVERS. YOU’LL FIND MORE ON YOU TUBE AND ON HIS WEBSITE. MIKEMASSE.COM

AFRICA-     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8

LONG TIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1jriAJ1KXw

DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB762zPFh6c

MORE THAN A FEELING  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0rQ_XSlc9g

NEXT WEEK: A review of my 6 week summer break.