I have a few things on my mind. I apologize in advance because most of what I’ve got to post is pointing towards women in a less than positive light. Hopefully what I state is constructive.
J-Lo’s Woes- Jennifer Lopez is not having a good year. Tickets to her upcoming concert tour were not selling and she just canceled the whole three- month summer road run. She claims dropping the tour was because she wants to spend more time with her family. Granted, Lopez’s marriage (her 4th) to Ben Affleck is all but over but trust me folks, had ticket sales been going great, J—Lo would’ve put the tour before anything else. Add to this, Jennifer Lopez’s latest movie “Atlas” got brutal reviews and minimal views.
My advice for J—Lo would be to first settle her marital issues with Affleck. Next, I think she would benefit by hiring a new management team who could better guide her to more worthy film projects. Finally, it would be smart to slip away from the public eye for several months, maybe longer. Bad publicity on Jennifer Lopez’s woes isn’t helping matters.
MY ADVICE TO J-LO: LAY LOW, GET NEW MANAGEMENT AND CLEAR THE DECK ON YOUR 4TH MARRIAGE. SPEND TIME WITH YOUR KIDDOS AND PUT ROMANCE ON THE BACK BURNER.
Chicago Sky star Angel Reese is on a bad run. Two weeks ago, she posted a jab at Indiana Fever and WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark on social media. The gist of Reese’s words was how the Sky was winning because of team efforts and that Clark alone can’t win it all for the Fever. It was a mocking and totally unnecessary slam at a fellow female athlete. Caitlin Clark’s popularity is helping benefit the ENTIRE league of women’s hoopsters, Angel Reese included, and Reese is throwing shit on her? Angel, a rising tide lifts all ships.
Then last weekend when Reese’s Chicago Sky team played Caitlin Clark’s Indiana Fever, Sky player Chennedy Carter drew a flagrant foul for hip checking Clark to the floor when she didn’t even have the ball. Angel Reese was seen cheering that foul from her seat on the bench.
Carter refused to answer press questions and Chicago Sky coach Teresa Weatherspoon defended the physical hit claiming her players are just competing. I’m not saying Caitlin Clark should be babied or treated with kid gloves, but for a league trying to grow in popularity, I’d hate to see them damage the star who helps them all!
NOT SO ANGELIC ANGEL REESE. TIME TO WISE UP AND GROW UP.
Have you heard about Ozempic Face? It’s the result of women who are using the diabetes drug to quickly lose weight. Turns out, that kind of rapid weight loss causes many to develop sunken eyes and drooping skin on their face. So, these weight losers might be thinner but they’ve got a hanging look to their faces. Yikes! I know there’s all sorts of plastic surgery fixes to aid any failing physical feature but think of the wise words of one of the most beautiful women of all time, Catherine Deneuve: “After a certain age, a woman has to choose between her fanny and her face.” In other words, if you want a skinny body and a trim tush, you may end up with a face that resembles the cartoon character Droopy Dog. If I were a woman, I’d opt for the more attractive face than the smaller backside.
OZEMPIC USE CAN LEAVE WOMEN WITH SAGGY FACIAL FEATURES, MUCH LIKE DROOPY DOG.
I watch a lot of TV news, sports and interview shows. A couple weeks back, I slammed the men on screen for wearing suits with gym shoes on their feet. Now for the women on TV, I see the new trend: White nail polish. Ugh. Now while finely manicured white nails are a better choice than the past fad of black nails, this still isn’t a good look. I keep thinking these women have had their fingernails and toenails done over with Liquid Paper.
I DON’T CARE HOW WELL DONE THE MANICURE MIGHT BE, WHITE NAIL POLISH IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.
Finally, one of the bright stars on local TV can be found on the WGN Morning News. Bhrett Vickery has been doing traffic reports and fill in news spots for the weekday show since last December and her youth and newness has been well received. So, you guessed it, me and Al Flash had to put together a parody song for her. Al had the idea to twist Paul McCartney’s 1970’s hit “Jet” and that’s what I put together. (We actually have another song for Ms. Vickery ready to record as well.”
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