Call Me Crazy But…

Lots of random thoughts running through my head, time to let em loose.

CALL ME CRAZY BUT…

*Panera Bread’s food is way over-priced.  A close second is Jason’s Deli.

*The coolest member of the Rat Pack was Dean Martin.

*As dorky as they may look, Asics athletic shoes are super comfortable.

FORGET SINATRA OR SAMMY, THE COOLEST MEMBER OF THE ‘RAT PACK’ WAS DEAN MARTIN. BEST SINGING VOICE AND HE ALWAYS SEEMED BEMUSED BY ALL THE ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE WHOLE GROUP OF ENTERTAINERS.

CALL ME CRAZY BUT…

*I miss Quisp cereal and Olympia beer. (But not at the same time)

*If I could change one thing about myself physically, it would be to have perfect vision without glasses or contact lenses.

*Given the choice, I’d rather smell dog poop than cigarette smoke.

I MISS QUISP CEREAL. A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE FOR SURE.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, ME AND MY PALS WOULD SWITCH BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN DRINKING OLD STYLE AND OLYMPIA BEER. I HAVEN’T HAD AN ‘OLY’ IN 20 YEARS.

CALL ME CRAZY BUT…

*My favorite Steve Winwood song will always be “Back in the High Life.”

*Hard as I try, Kevin Hart’s stand-up comedy and movies just don’t do it for me.

*Toe rings are the most idiotic jewelry items ever sold to women. And if you’re a guy wearing a toe ring, you’ve just lost the ‘man card’ you never deserved in the first place.

LOVE THE MELODY AND LYRICS TO STEVE WINWOOD’S “BACK IN THE HIGH LIFE.” (SO DON’T BE SURPRISED TO SEE ME BACK IN THE BRIGHT PART OF TOWN.)

CALL ME CRAZY BUT…

*I’ll never get the attraction of models, actresses and every day women sporting thong bikini bottoms jammed up their ass cracks. It looks so uncomfortable, desperate and worst of all, UNSANITARY!  Most women look much better in one-piece swimsuits.

*Of the M. Night Shyamalan movies, “Unbreakable” was my favorite, even topping “The Sixth Sense.”

*The Delta Sonic Car Wash in Downers Grove does a great car scrubbing and interior cleaning.  Well worth the cost, which isn’t that high.

FORGET THE THONG ‘UP YOUR CRACK’ BIKINI BOTTOMS MANY FAMOUS WOMEN OPT FOR. EVERY WOMAN LOOKS MUCH BETTER IN A ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT LIKE LOVELY AUSSIE MODEL FIONA FALKINER.

CALL ME CRAZY BUT…

*Any guy who sports the so called ‘Monkey’s Tail’ beard is a putz.

* On “The Andy Griffith Show”- Sheriff Andy Taylor’s best girlfriend was Peggy the nurse.  She was the most attractive and her daddy had tons of money.

*Forget Oakley or Ray-Ban sunglasses.  I’ll take my twenty-five dollar Blu-Blockers over them every day.

THE MONKEY’S TAIL BEARD IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING A GUY CAN WEAR. (EXCEPT FOR A TOE RING)

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