A New Round of ‘Have You Ever’?

BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWERS AS I ASK A FEW QUESTIONS.

Random curiosity time as we play a new round of “Have You Ever.”  Look over this list and see how many queries you can answer “Yes” to.

HAVE YOU EVER:

SUED SOMEONE?

STOLEN CABLE CHANNELS?

BEEN TREATED FOR A DOG BITE?

TURNED DOWN A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?

BEEN TURNED DOWN PROPOSING TO SOMEONE?

CANCELLED AN ENGAGEMENT OR A PLANNED WEDDING?

WALKED OUT OF A MOVIE LONG BEFORE IT ENDED?

CAUGHT A BALL AT A BASEBALL GAME?

SCORED A GUITAR PICK OR OTHER STAGE SOUVENIER AT A CONCERT?

CHANGED A FLAT TIRE YOURSELF?

IN “CABLE GUY” MATTHEW BRODERICK PAID OFF JIM CARREY TO SCORE SOME FREE CABLE CHANNELS.

HAVE YOU EVER:

DRIVEN OR BEEN A PASSENGER ON A MOTORCYCLE?

JUMPED A CAR’S DEAD BATTERY?

HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE?

THROWN UP ON SOMEONE? (AND NOT AS A BABY OR TODDLER)

CREATED A RECIPE THAT OTHERS ASKED FOR?

HAD AN IRS AUDIT?

CAUGHT A FISH?

BEEN THROWN IN FACEBOOK OR TWITTER JAIL?

HAD A LETTER TO THE EDITOR PUBLISHED IN A NEWSPAPER OR MAGAZINE?

LEARNED ABOUT A DEEP DARK FAMILY SECRET?

WHO CAN FORGET WHEN HOWARD SPRAGUE, ON HIS FIRST FISHING TRIP SNAGGED THE INFAMOUS FISH “OLD SAM’?

I can answer “YES” to 9 of these 20 items.  Which 9? Well, I HAVE jumped a car’s dead battery and I have caught a fish or two.

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