A New Round of ‘Have You Ever’?

It’s time for a new round of “Have You Ever.” This is the “Medical History” edition.  So get out your health insurance records and figure out which ones you can say “Yes” to.

HAVE YOU EVER:

HAD A TATTOO REMOVED?

GONE THROUGH A ROOT CANAL?

HAD AN MRI?

GOTTEN PLASTIC SURGERY?

BEEN A PATIENT IN ICU?

HAD A GROWTH REMOVED BY A DOCTOR?

FAINTED?

HAD CATARACTS?

EVER BEEN IN THE MRI TUBE FOR A SCAN?

HAVE YOU EVER:

TAKEN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS?

WHAT ABOUT MEDS FOR ANXIETY?

HAD A BODY PART REPLACED (KNEE, HIP, ETC.)?

HAD A TONSILLECTOMY?

HAD AN APPENDECTOMY?

HAD YOUR GALL BLADDER REMOVED?

SUFFERED FROM FOOD POISONING?

BEEN TAKEN AWAY IN AN AMBULANCE?

KNEE & HIP REPLACEMENTS ARE MORE COMMON THESE DAYS, HAVE YOU HAD ONE YET?

HAVE YOU EVER:

HAD STITCHES?

BROKEN A BONE?

GONE TO DRUG OR ALCOHOL RE-HAB?

BEEN UNDER PSYCHIATRIC CARE?

HAD A COLONOSCOPY?

BEEN TREATED FOR CANCER?

HAD A PANIC ATTACK?

BEEN TREATED FOR AN S.T.D.?


EVER HAD A COLONOSCOPY?  (I COULD’VE USED A REALLY GROSS PIC FOR THIS ONE BUT OPTED NOT TO)

I can answer ‘YES’ to 11 of these 24 items however HIPPA laws protect me from revealing which ones.  (But NO, I’ve never been treated for an STD!)

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