Years ago Sammy Llanas wrote the Bo Deans song “Naked” where he sang- ‘I’ve been around the block and I’ve done some things that I ain’t so very proud of.”
We’ve all been in that “shouldn’t have done that” boat; sometimes for minor things, sometimes for stuff more serious. So here’s another round of “Have You Evers” to ponder. So be honest, keep track of how many of these sins you’ve committed and no looking at your neighbor’s answers.
HAVE YOU EVER…
BEEN STRANDED BECAUSE YOUR CAR RAN OUT OF GAS?
BLOWN OFF A TOLL?
HAD SEX WITH YOUR EX? (Spouse or former boyfriend/girlfriend)?
WELCHED ON A BET?
BEEN THE UGLY DRUNK AT A SOCIAL EVENT?
HAVE YOU EVER…
BEEN AT SOMEONE’S HOUSE AND SNOOPED IN THEIR MEDICINE CABINET?
DINED AND DASHED?
SEXTED SOMEONE?
GAMBLED ON A FART AND LOST?
LOCKED YOUR KEYS IN YOUR CAR?
HAVE YOU EVER…
SPREAD A RUMOR ABOUT SOMEONE YOU KNEW WAS NOT TRUE?
MOONED OR FLASHED SOMEONE?
HAD SOMEONE WHO WAS YOUR REGULAR ‘BOOTY CALL’?
PUT A DENT IN SOMEONE’S PARKED CAR AND NOT LEFT A NOTE?
BEEN ONE HALF OF ‘THAT COUPLE’ MAKING OUT AT A PARTY THAT EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT?
HAVE YOU EVER…
HIT ON A FRIEND OR CO-WORKER’S SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
BOUNCED A CHECK?
HAD SEX WITH A BOSS OR CLIENT TO ADVANCE YOUR CAREER?
‘GHOSTED’ SOMEONE YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
EGGED SOMEONE’S HOUSE?
FULL DISCLOSURE– I can answer “YES” to 12 of these 20 items. Which 12 I’ve done goes with me to the grave. Sorry.
NEXT BLOG: Regrets? I’ve had a few.