Timely Music For The Times

Country music was and always will be my first love. My parents listened to Hank Williams, Buck Owens & Johnny Cash records when I was very young and I happily took to it. The honest soul baring that happens in Country songs is what always gets to me.

With that said, Country singer-songwriter Jessi Alexander has a new record “Decatur County Red” that was just released and is definitely worth checking out.  Jessi has written songs for Black Shelton, Trisha Yearwood & Little Big Town. She also co-wrote Miley Cyrus’ top 5 hit “The Climb” and the heart tugging “I Drive Your Truck” which went to number one for Lee Brice. 

JESSI ALEXANDER’S NEW ALBUM “DECATUR COUNTY RED” IS A GOOD ONE FOR THESE TIMES AND ALL OTHERS.

Alexander’s husband is Nashville song man and singer Jon Randall. With Bill Anderson, Randall co-wrote the Brad Paisley hit “Whiskey Lullaby” among others. Needless to say Jessi and Jon’s marriage is loaded with song power!

So we travel on to “Decatur County Red.” The lead single “Mama Drank” is SO fitting for our current Coronavirus infected lifestyle which has shut us down fast. People are out of work or struggling to work and keeping their heads above water during the most uncertain of times while trying to stay healthy.  And yes, men too can relate to “Mama Drank.”  The best tie-in to today’s happenings is found in these words:

“HOLDING IT TOGETHER HOPING WORSE GETS BETTER AND THERE’S STILL MONEY IN THE BANK, NOW I KNOW WHY MY MAMA DRANK

THE SINGLE “MAMA DRANK” GIVES US REALITY THAT ANYONE CAN RELATE TO.

The title track “Decatur County Red” is another as “country” a song as you can get and I’m just starting to delve into the rest of the record.  Recently, Alexander told Billboard magazine, “All the songs are a really good representation of who I am, but the title track is autobiographical. Those words, every single word is true. It doesn’t just encapsulate the music that I grew up around, it also encapsulates the people that I was raised around,” she says. “I hope that when people hear that they feel West Tennessee, they feel the people I was raised around, things I saw, the music I heard, the food I tasted. I feel like all the songs do a little bit of that, but that one especially is so me.”

THIS TRAILER TELLS US ALL WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE HERITAGE AND WORKS OF JESSI ALEXANDER.

So if you need some comfort in these weird and unpredictable times, you’ll find it in the authentic country found in Jessi Alexander’s single “Mama Drank” and her album “Decatur County Red.”

NEXT BLOG– Remembering a great Melissa Etheridge concert.

A Show Stealer from 1990

Every once in awhile a concert gets a performance from an artist or band that blows everyone else away and steals the show from all the other acts who played that night.  I’ve seen some of these things happen and my favorite went down during the Dave Edmunds Rock N Roll Revue Tour of 1990.  I was a big fan of Edmunds and the whole English contingent of rockers like him including Nick Lowe and Elvis Costello.  For his revue tour, Edmunds was to play in a multi-act line-up along with famed pub rocker Graham Parker, Fabulous Thunderbirds lead singer Kim Wilson and Dion Di Mucci of Dion and the Belmonts fame.  Di Mucci might have seemed like an odd choice to be part of this particular group of singers except that Edmunds had produced Dion’s latest album titled “Yo Frankie” which was released the year before.

I met up with several friends outside the Riviera for this Saturday night show and told them I could not wait to see how Dion would play with the fans.  The 60’s pop singer seemed to be the odd man out in this line-up of players.  I was way into the “Yo Frankie” album and heard at least three songs that could be released as singles from it.  Besides all these acts, the backing band included the legendary Steve Cropper guitarist for the Stax records house band, Booker T and the MGs. The Miami Horns were also part of this band. 

THE SITE OF A GREAT CONCERT I SAW 30 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK.

Dave Edmunds played host/emcee and opened the show with a smattering of his songs like the horn backed retro rocker “Closer to the Flame” and “I Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll”, which was written by Nick Lowe. (By the way, Lowe always noted “I Knew the Bride” borrowed heavily from Chuck Berry’s “You Never Can Tell” but that’s a story for another day.) Next up was Kim Wilson, minus the Fabulous Thunderbirds but still soulful with his rocking blues singing to songs like Sam & Dave’s “Wrap It Up” and the top 40 hit song “Tough Enough.”  Wilson doesn’t look like your typical rocking lead singer but he makes any song sound hip and cool and lit up the ladies in the crowd too with his voice and confident swagger.

FABULOUS THUNDERBIRDS LEAD SINGER KIM WILSON WAS IN FINE FORM.

 Third in the line-up was Graham Parker who unlike Edmunds, I had never seen live before.  I liked his pop sensibilities and phrasing and the crowd was into his bite on “Local Girls” and “Under the Mask of Happiness.”  The latter song coming from an album with the great title, “The Mona Lisa’s Sister.”  Parker wasn’t touring with his old backing band the Rumour or The Shot but his voice goes well with whoever is playing with him.

WHO NEEDS BACKING PLAYERS LIKE ‘THE SHOT’ OR ‘THE RUMOR’ WHEN YOU’VE GOT GRAHAM PARKER’S SONGS AND VOICE?

Batting clean-up and boy did he clean up this night, was Dion Di Mucci. Dion got a nice opening reception from the crowd as he thumped out the new song “King of the New York Streets.”  It’s kind of a streetwise updated version of his past hit “The Wanderer.” Dion then segued into “Written on the Subway Wall” which was the lead single from “Yo Frankie.”  These songs were not hits but for at least this night, everyone in the Riviera went nuts for them. Good songs are good songs no matter if they’re familiar or not. I looked up a review of this show from the Chicago Tribune’s Greg Kot who wrote Dion looked “ill at ease” when playing these new cuts but I didn’t see that.  I saw a veteran performer standing up tall to show his new musical wares. Interesting how perceptions can vary.

After the new material was covered, Dion rolled into his past hit “Ruby Baby.” That was followed by the familiar but always fun “Runaround Sue” which got everyone in the place to join in on the “hey, hey, whoa whoa ohh” singing. Dion walked out “The Wanderer” and then came the best song scene of the night as he started up the folk hit “Abraham, Martin and John.”  Dave Edmunds and Graham Parker each took a verse after Dion, all of them stepping up to the same microphone.  This was one of those “Wow, ain’t that cool” extra special moments you don’t see in most shows.  From that point on, Dion DiMucci owned the night as the surprise show stealing star. 

PLAYING OLD SONGS AND NEW, DION STOLE THE SHOW FROM ALL OTHERS.

Edmunds returned to round out the show with cuts like the Springsteen penned “From Small Things, Big Things One Day Come”, “I Hear You Knockin” and the revved up “Crawling from the Wreckage.”  Otis Redding’s “Dock of the Bay” was covered then the whole group of singers came out to close things with the Little Richard oldie “Keep a Knockin”.  This almost three hour concert with more than thirty songs played was finally done.  Four singers played their best with one guy shining just a bit brighter than the others.  Dion might have sung “King of the New York Streets” but that night at the Riviera Theatre, he was king of the Chicago Streets.       

DAVE EDMUNDS ORCHESTRATED THIS ECLECTIC TOUR OF ARTISTS BACK IN 1990. WELL DONE MAESTRO!

NEXT BLOG: The passion of a Melissa Etheridge concert!

So Long Kenny Rogers…

“…and somewhere in the darkness, the gambler he broke even but in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.”

Country singer Kenny Rogers has died at the age of 81.  This celebrity passing hits me kind of hard. The reason for this is during my years of producing morning radio at country radio powerhouse US*99 I had a few memorable encounters with Kenny Rogers and he was always a pleasure. A true gentleman and good fun too.

First off, my brother from another mother Bobbo had a brush with greatness involving Kenny Rogers years ago at the recently closed Pheasant Run Resort.  Bobbo and his wife Tammi went to one of Kenny’s famed Christmas concerts there and somehow he got recruited with other fans to be part of a song onstage! If I remember the way Bobbo told it to me, it was during a run through of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  That was a fun night for Bobbo and Tammi. I always remember what a big deal Rogers’ annual concerts at Pheasant Run were.

My first time talking with Kenny Rogers was in the spring of 1999 when his baseball themed song “The Greatest” was on the country music charts.  US*99 had that tune in heavy rotation and while on the phone setting up to talk to morning hosts Ramblin’ Ray Stevens and Trish Biondo, Kenny was so friendly and cordial with me.  I felt an instant comfort just in my quick chat with him. On the air with Ray & Trish he was aces too.

“THE GREATEST” WAS A SWEET STORY SONG FROM 1999.

Fast forward about two months later when the Chicago Cubs promotions office called asking me to assist in putting together their annual Country Music Night at Wrigley Field.  The year before, we helped the Cubs land Martina McBride and Little Jimmy Dickens to be guests for the Country night and they sang the 7th inning stretch of “Take Me Out to The Ballgame.”  I remember how cute Martina looked in her Cubs jersey, but that’s a story for another day.

This time around I told Cubs PR man Joe Rios that Kenny Rogers’ current hit “The Greatest” and its baseball tie in would be perfect for their event. Rios agreed and I played matchmaker between the Cubs and Kenny’s management team. Within a day the plan and scheduling was a done deal. Kenny would play a pre-game concert and was also set to sing the 7th inning stretch. 

US*99 gave away tickets for that game and my efforts were rewarded with good seats for my mother and I.  Before the concert I got to visit the night’s big attraction in the bowels of Wrigley Field and he could not have been nicer.  I would guess other baseball teams were working in appearances for Rogers and his recent hit but he made it seem like this was the biggest deal in the world.  Kenny knew I was the conduit that helped coordinate this event and his gratitude was obvious and genuine.

FROM ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, ME AND A TRUE COUNTRY MUSIC LEGEND.

Several months later in early 2000 we had Kenny Rogers as an in studio guest and despite so many years in the business his enthusiasm for the work he did was still strong.  He shared great stories with us, had fond words about his longtime pal Dolly Parton and proved to be what I call a “Money in the bank” guest. 

It was during this visit that Kenny learned morning co-host Trish Biondo was engaged to be married later in the year.  On the air he advised us that you don’t tell the bride to be “Congratulations”, you tell her “Good Luck.”  Later after the interview my comment to Kenny on that directive was, “You’ve been married five times, so if ANYONE would know the protocol…”  He laughed heartily at my observation.  Ever since that day, I’ve often tried to tell others about the proper thing to tell a prospective bride.

One more note on Kenny Rogers.  In 2002 he released a fine story song titled “Harder Cards.”  The single only made the top 50 on the Country charts but it deserved a better fate than that.  Collin Raye also covered this song but Kenny Rogers’ version was better. Even before Kenny’s passing I’ve been planning to incorporate that song into a short story idea.  When that comes to fruition, I’ll let you know.

2002’S “HARDER CARDS” WAS A GREAT SONG AND AHEAD OF ITS TIME IN THE REALM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS.

Rest in Peace Kenny Rogers and thanks for all the years of great music and memories. 

NEXT BLOG- Remembering a great concert from 1990.

Thanks for the Pranks!

Note: This blog has been scrubbed, scoured and deemed Coronavirus free.  (Whew!)

Last month social media jumped all over the “Broom Standing Challenge” where folks were using their balancing skills to have a house broom stand upright on its bristles.  There was talk that NASA engineers claimed this balancing act could only happen on February 10th and it had to do with the earth’s gravitational pull.  Of course this was a complete farce, a canard and silly folklore. Because of its low center of gravity, you can balance a broom on its bristles at any time. Nevertheless, the standing brooms on their bristles pictures and videos ‘swept’ the country. 

YOU CAN STAND A BROOM UP ON ITS BRISTLES ON ANY DAY OF THE YEAR! END OF STORY.

So looking at the calendar this coming week, we have St. Patrick’s Day and the first day of spring approaching.   Both of these dates bring me back to scams we used to pull when I was executive producing for Robert Murphy at WKQX FM/ Q-101.  Harmless pranks but ones that still crack me up to this day.

A WEE IRISH LIE

While all St. Patrick’s Day parades around the country have been cancelled due to the Coronavirus scare, I still can think back to some fun we had on the radio when the Irish holiday would happen.

Every St. Patrick’s day, The Murphy in the Morning Show would offer listeners chances to call in for backstage passes to Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Parade. As soon as the morning show faithful heard the term “Backstage passes” they’d blaze up the phone lines, looking to score their parade privileges. Murf would put some of these folks on the air and let em know what they won.  Then a little later he’d cop to the fact that there is no such thing as backstage passes to the parade.    

EXCEPT FOR THIS YEAR, A DYED GREEN RIVER IS TRADITION IN CHICAGO. HOWEVER, BACKSTAGE PASSES ARE NOT!

EGG ON THEIR FACES

A few days later, we pulled the annual Vernal Equinox scam on our listeners.  There’s an urban legend that says at a specific hour on the first day of spring you could balance an egg on one of its short narrow ends.  Something about the gravitational pull with the change of seasons was part of the story in this bogus fact.

Robert agreed to twist up the urban legend and told listeners that at a certain time in the morning you could hold a regular egg above your head, drop it straight down to the floor and it wouldn’t break.  “Go ahead, now’s the time, start dropping eggs” Murf would say, “Get ready to see those eggs NOT break!”  

A few minutes later we’d get phone calls from morning listeners.  “My egg broke!”  “What’s going on?”  “Am I doing this right?”  We heard eggs break on the floor while curious people were on the phone asking for help.  One person said they had half a dozen broken eggs to clean off their kitchen floor.  At some point, a listener or two who “got it” and understood our prank would call in. They’d be laughing and would ask Murf, “Why are you torturing these people?”

So come the Vernal Equinox, don’t let anyone snow you with how an egg can be balanced on its short side, and for God’s sake don’t let some wacky radio guy tell you to drop some eggs to the floor because they won’t break.

NO MATTER THE TIME OF YEAR, YOU CANNOT DROP EGGS ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT SEEING THEM BREAK.

NEXT BLOG: Remembering a great concert from 1990.

Getting Older Beats The Alternative

This week’s blog is dedicated to anyone over the age of 50.

MEET THE NEW BACHELOR:  JERRY  ATRIC

The producers of The Bachelor are casting for a ‘Senior Citizens’ version of the show.  The minimum age for participants will be 65.  Maybe dinners can be held during the Early Bird Specials at Applebees, hot dates could include staying home watching reruns of “Matlock” and the elderly participants can play games like “Guess What I Forgot?” 

And if you think Al Flash and I are already working on a music video parody for this new ‘old bachelor’ show, you would be correct!

ELDERLY LOVE WILL SOON BE FEATURED ON A NEW VERSION OF “THE BACHELOR.”

THE JOYS OF GRANDPARENTHOOD-

As the years roll on, many of my married friends’ kids have grown up and are now having kids of their own. It sounds hard to believe but the same maniac pals I grew up with or worked with years ago are now GRANDPARENTS!  In my younger days I thought of grandparents as being old, gray and, well you know the rest.  This is not the case and every one of my friends (female and male) love their new roles as Grandpa, Grandma, Papa, Nonnie, Nana, etc.  It’s a real kick for them and their love and devotion to their kids’ kids is really fun to witness. 

Me? I’m still looking for the woman I want being the woman who wants me. Until then, I’ll do like Neil Diamond and remain a ‘Solitary Man.’

MY FRIENDS ARE BECOMING GRANDPARENTS AND THEY’RE NOT DODDERING OLD FOOLS!

SAY ‘HEY’ TO THE GRAY!

YOU THINK GRAY HAIR IS UNBECOMING? TRY TELLING THAT TO SILVER FOX EMMYLOU HARRIS.

Years ago, when gray hair first started sneaking into my beard and on my head it freaked me out.  Am I getting old too soon?  What’s the deal here?  But I learned to embrace the gray.  I’m not vain enough to color my hair and it’s interesting to watch the evolution of a new look.  Truth be told, I’m just happy to still have most of my hair.  Many men my age cannot say the same thing. 

Bear in mind there’s no shame on the women who color their tresses but I work with a couple of teachers who let their gray in and these ladies look good with it. Seventy something Paul McCartney finally tossed out his coloring rinse so did Jon Bon Jovi and actress Jamie Lee Curtis. Emmylou Harris has been gray for many years and looks stunning with it. Recently, Sharon Osborne ditched her red dye number 1 hair color and Jane Fonda just transitioned to her natural gray. (Although both Sharon and Jane’s faces has been resurfaced more times than the ice at the United Center) 

SHARON OSBOURNE LOOKS MUCH BETTER WITH HER GRAY HAIR.

I saw recent pics of Sylvester Stallone who stopped coloring his hair shoe polish black and looks much more natural with the lighter tones on his noggin. Finally there’s disgraced Illinois governor and just sprung jailbird Rod Blagojevich; apparently his prison commissary didn’t sell hair dye and he’s all gray, almost white actually.  So gray is O.K. and we should be good with that sentiment.

LOSING THE BLACK HAIR DYE WAS A SLY MOVE FOR SYLVESTER STALLONE.

NEXT BLOG: Calendar events that inspired radio pranks.

Live Music Memories

I have plenty of memories to share from my days in radio and seeing great live concerts.  Here’s just a small sampling.

DECEMBER 1982- THE WHO-ROSEMONT HORIZON (now called Allstate Arena)

 Friends and I were sitting in the first row of the upper level right behind the stage and pretty much on top of the band as they played.  Perched there, we enjoyed pretty much the same view out to the crowd as Pete Townshend and company had.  So The Who is wrapping up “Baba O’Riley,” their third song of the night with lead singer Roger Daltrey huffing and puffing on his harmonica, Townshend on his Fender Telecaster and John Entwistle thundering on bass guitar.  “Baba” rolls to its close, the crowd goes nuts and Daltrey in the midst of the applause, gives an underhand toss of his harmonica to a young woman a couple rows away from the front of the stage.  She catches it and from our view we spy her priceless reaction to landing the harmonica.  Clutching it firmly, her face was beaming and streaming tears of excitement.  It was a really cool moment and my friends and I kept commenting on how this fan will never forget such a special night!

I WITNESSED THE WHO’S ROGER DALTREY GIVING A FAN AN UNFORGETTABLE MEMENTO.

Fast forward five and a half years.  I was producing the Miller and Howell Morning Show at 105.9 FM, Chicago’s classic rock station WCKG.  It was summertime and we were hosting a nighttime listener party on a large passenger boat cruise on Lake Michigan.  John Howell’s band was playing, everyone who won passes to the party was dancing and the drinks were flowing.   Between band sets, I was talking to a couple of female listeners about music and concerts when one of them shared the story of the time she scored a great keepsake at a Who concert back in December of 1982.  You guessed it! This woman was the same fan who caught Daltrey’s harmonica after he rocked out “Baba O’Riley!”  I laughed and told her where I was when that happened and how my friends and I noted her priceless reaction to that happening.  That was quite a coincidence to meet up with that particular fan, years later and have her recall such a cool incident.

 Like comedian Steven Wright once said, “It’s a small world…But I still wouldn’t want to have to paint it.”

OCTOBER 1991 JOHN MELLENCAMP AT THE RIVIERA THEATER

At the time I was executive producing the Murphy in the Morning Show at WKQX, Q-101.  John Mellencamp was a guest on the show one Friday morning and he talked up his new single “Get a Leg Up” from the just released “Whenever We Wanted” album.   So after his visit with us, word got out that Mellencamp and his whole band would be the “surprise” opening act for his record label mates, Material Issue that night at the Riviera Theater.  I was lined up a pass for the gig and sat in the first row of the balcony’s reserved section.  The house lights went down, the place was packed guts to butts and the Indiana born rocker’s band took the stage.  The next sound we heard was drummer Kenny Aronoff as he gave a few stick taps to his cowbell.  I immediately thought, ‘That sounds like the opening to “Honky Tonk Woman.”  Sure enough more drumbeats followed and the whole band joined in with their parts.  Next, out strolls John Mellencamp, lit cigarette in hand and he grabbed the microphone to sing “I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis.”  The whole theater exploded with roars as we were treated to a searing cover of a rock classic!  Lisa Germano’s fiddle gave the tune a great twang and it may be the best show opening song I’ve ever witnessed.  During his forty minute set Mellencamp ran through some of his hits including the new cut “Get a Leg Up” and he added another cool cover, Free’s “Alright Now.”  The set ended with “Pink Houses” which blew the roof off the joint.  

After a short intermission, Material Issue played their show.  Two songs in, lead singer Jim Ellison asked what the crowd thought of that opening act.  Everyone shouted their approval and Jim dryly said he’d put in a good word for Mellencamp and see if he could land the guy a record deal.      

SEEING JOHN MELLENCAMP IN A SMALL VENUE AND WORKING AT THE OPENING ACT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

FEBRUARY 1993 THE BO DEANS AT THE VIC THEATER

The BoDeans were playing a three night stand at The Vic and I was at the first two concerts.  The band was working on new material and near the end of their show we got to hear two of those fresh tracks. The first was a rowdy stomp that had Sammy Llanas singing, playing his guitar and having to blow out some notes on a harmonica.  Llanas didn’t have a harp holster strapped to his neck so a stagehand came out on cue to hold the harmonica to the microphone while he did his thing.  Despite being an unknown song, the crowd went nuts for it. That tune was “Closer to Free” which was on their album “Go Slow Down” and became the theme for the TV series “Party of Five.”

The second new song was a frantic rocker and I remember the chorus Llanas belted out was something about “Lay down, lay down and feed the fire.”  This was another tune I wanted to know more about and when “Go Slow Down” came out, we got to hear more of the sexual innuendos of the song “Feed the Fire.”  Later that fall, the BoDeans would perform that cut on Late Show With David Letterman.  It was their best ever live performances on TV as Sammy and partner Kurt Neuman melded so well with Paul Schaefer and Letterman’s great band of players.

MONTHS AFTER HEARING “FEED THE FIRE” DEBUTED IN CHICAGO, I SAW THE BO DEANS ROCK THAT SONG OUT ON LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN.

So that’s just a few of my favorite live music memories and I have more to get into down the line. 

NEXT WEEK’S BLOG: For those over the age of 50.

Hitting to all Fields

Got a few things on my mind this week so let’s get to them…

A couple of yuks I recently wrote and posted on Facebook that went over well.

**The computer guy who created ‘Copy & Paste’ has died.  I guess that now switches him to Control-Alt-Delete.

**Short Movie Plots- “Superman”- Undocumented immigrant saves America.

Someone’s knockin’ at the door-

Back during the past Christmas holiday season we saw many news stories of how Ring doorbell cameras recorded porch pirates stealing boxes that were delivered to homes.  It made me think of how if only those video doorbells were around back in 1994 we’d have definitive proof of who killed O.J. Simpson’s ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman.  (although I think most of believe O.J. was the knife wielding culprit)

IF ONLY RING DOORBELLS HAD BEEN AROUND BACK IN JUNE OF 1994, WE’D KNOW FOR SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO O.J. SIMPSON’S EX-WIFE NICOLE & HER FRIEND RON GOLDMAN.

Needy or not?

I’m on Twitter and it’s nice to get re-tweets and reactions from those who I follow and those who follow me.  I’ve gotten replies from numerous local media personalities and even stars like Clint Black and Tanya Tucker. 

However when someone likes your tweet the heart emoji pops up and it seems to be a bit forward and kind of needy.  I wish the heart logo could be traded out for a simple check mark or a thumbs-up.

THE HEART EMOJI FOR ‘LIKES’ ON TWITTER SEEMS A BIT NEEDY TO ME.

Turn the other cheek-

While not a huge fan of tattoos, (once a sign of individualistic rebellion, now a confirmation of lemming like complicity) I don’t rail too hard on them.  It’s your body, do what you want. However, I draw the line (pardon the pun) with this trend of tats on the face.  Sure, idiots like rappers Tekashi 6ix9ine and goofy Post Malone have wrecked their mugs with ink but now its fringe celebs like actress Amanda Bynes and Presley Gerber (son of model Cindy Crawford) who are going in for tattooed faces.  Gerber had the word ‘misunderstood’ permanently stamped on his cheek.  Presley, you WERE misunderstood but now we get it, you’re an attention starved over privileged idiot with too much time on your hands.

“MISUNDERSTOOD”? PRESLEY GERBER, YOU SHOULD GET THE OTHER CHEEK TATTED WITH THE WORD “PUTZ.”

Dope on the Pope-

I’ve been enjoying the HBO’s series “The New Pope” which is a continuation of 2016’s “The Young Pope” which starred Jude Law.  This season it’s John Malkovich playing the pontiff while Law’s character is in a hopeless coma, and it’s pretty wild watching.  I mean for a fictional show about the inner workings of the Holy Vatican, I’m sure seeing plenty of naked women and sexual situations.  Guest stars have included sexy siren Sharon Stone and there was even an episode where Goth shock rocker Marilyn Manson visits with the Pope.  At least with Sharon, she remembered to have on underwear as opposed to her infamous scene in “Basic Instinct.”  

A SCENE FROM “THE NEW POPE”- SHARON STONE VISITS THE HOLY FATHER AND REMEMBERS TO WEAR PANTIES.

Mc Millions, I’m lovin’ it!

Another fun watch on HBO is the six part documentary “Mc Millions.” This series uncovers the way the FBI busted the 1990’s cheating scandal happening with the Mc Donald’s ‘Monopoly’ games.  The actual agents involved in the crime solving are shown describing all that went down in their operation. One of the agents, Doug Matthews, is really funny in re-telling many of the facets of the feds’ investigation. “Mc Millions” also brings us real life video and audio highlights of the scam and I look forward to every new installment of the story.

THIS HBO DOCU-SERIES SHOWS US HOW THE MC DONALD’S BIG MONEY ‘MONOPOLY’ GAME SCAM WAS BUSTED BY THE FEDS.

Hello not so nice kitty!

Finally, if you’re on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter you’ve probably seen memes featuring a pure white cat with a pretty snotty or angry look on his or puss. And there’s usually some wise-ass comment from the kitty.  This feline cracks me up.  For the record, I’ve owned two all white kitties (Prissy & Dudley) and both of them were as sweet as pie. 

A POPULAR FEATURE OF MEMES, THIS FELINE WITH ‘CATITUDE’ CRACKS ME UP.

NEXT BLOG- Some music memories to share.

Kid-Speak for 2020, so far..

TEENS ALWAYS HAVE NEW SLANG TO SPRING ON EACH OTHER AND ALL OTHERS AS WELL.

I’m a 59 year old middle school special education teacher.  My students have behavioral issues and some have learning difficulties as well.  Square as I may seem to be to some of them, I manage to keep up with the new ‘hip’ vernacular of my class and other kids at our school.  I do this thanks to daily exposure to their constant conversations.  When they say certain terms or phrases, it doesn’t take long to get their meanings.  So here are a few of the things I’ve been hearing from the mouths of the young.  Some are a few years old but have stood the test of time with my current teen students.

“I PASSED OUT.” Nobody was drunk or high,.they just refer to falling asleep or napping in this way, “passed out”,.as if they were in a contest to see how long they could stay awake.

“I HAVE TO USE IT.” “It” being the restroom.

“THAT IS SO RAW!”  Meaning real cool and awesome.  I think a better term would be “cooked”, since cooked food is always tastier.

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.”  This is in response to anytime a personal question is asked about what a student is up to.  It means, “Even though there’s something to tell you, I’m not telling.”

“DAAAAMN!”  Simple exclamation of anything, it can be something good or bad.  Just ‘daaaamn!” 

NO THIS YOUNG TEEN IS NOT DRUNK OR ZONKED OUT ON DRUGS. SHE’S JUST ASLEEP BUT HER PALS WILL SAY SHE “PASSED OUT.”

“NO HOMO!” This is one guys say in defense of looking or acting like they’re too friendly with another guy.  I’ve heard a kid say, “Let’s play this game together, no homo!” Sometimes they will quickly repeat “No Homo” a second time.  In this so called enlightened age, I’m really surprised how homophobic some students are. 

“EXTRA”- It means someone is acting over-dramatic.  “Man, that Sharon is so ‘extra’ about her getting a ‘C’ on that test.

“GOAT”- Standing for Greatest Of All Time. This one is used by people of all ages. I remember when a ‘goat’ was the athlete who screwed up in a big game.  Charlie Brown was the ultimate goat and never the hero.

“BIG YIKES”- For years people have been saying “Yikes” as a voice of caution or mild shock about something.  “Big Yikes” is a much bigger deal!

“HAIRLINE”- This last one blows me away because until I started working at my current school (4 years now) I’d never heard it before! This comes from the guys, not the girls, and their fascination with fellow males and how their hairlines frame their faces.  The ‘hairline’ concern crosses all racial boundaries and it seems odd that for boys who are blatantly homophobic, they sure are focused on how their male peers’ new hair-cut shows off a hairline. 

SO WHY DO GUYS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE HAIRLINE OF THEIR FELLOW MALES? WHO GIVES A SHIT!

There are other terms I hear like ‘Fam’ and ‘Yolo’ but to be honest, I’m in the middle of a 3 day weekend thanks to President’s Day,. and I’m all talked out!

NEXT BLOG– Hitting to all fields.

Why Parasite won ‘Best Picture’

OSCAR GOLD SURE FLOWED FOR THE KOREAN LANGUAGE FILM “PARASITE” AND IT WAS ALL WELL DESERVED.

Many so called movie experts felt the South Korean movie “Parasite” winning the Academy Award for Best Picture was an upset.  It is true that plenty of prognosticators picked “1917” to take the picture prize with some others favoring Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.” However I don’t see the “Parasite” victory being THAT big of a shock. 

First off, do the math on what I listed as the odds on favorites to get the top movie honor, “1917” or “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”  Academy voters have long loved war films and they do earn their share of Oscar statues.  The Academy faithful also goes for movies about Hollywood or show-biz stars.  This year I think what happened is lots of the Academy votes were split between “1917” and “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”  This gave “Parasite” an open shot at being named Best Picture.

There’s more to this story.  Social media quietly but efficiently gathered buzz for “Parasite” with legions of folks claiming the movie to be the best film they’ve seen in years.  I too enjoyed this feature and would list it in my top 5 of the past ten years at least.  The groundswell for the subtitled South Korean movie was bigger than some anticipated.  That groundswell turned into a tsunami of passion, support and in turn, Academy Award gold. 

“PARASITE” DIRECTOR & CO-SCREENWRITER BONG JOON HO SCORED PLENTY OF OSCARS LAST SUNDAY NIGHT.

Plenty was made of how this was the first foreign language film to win Best Picture but look at the world we live in. Anyone can see how the internet, social media and instant access to touch base and talk with anyone anywhere on earth occurs so easily.  Barriers of communication are almost non-existent so the approval of a movie like “Parasite” can pick up millions of ‘likes’, ‘messages’ and ‘re-tweets’ in no time at all.  Forget what Donald Trump wants to do with border walls, we live in an open universe and that’s only going to continue to grow.

Away from the sociological and demographic considerations, the bottom line is “Parasite” is as finely a crafted movie as you could dream up.  Two years ago “The Shape of Water”, another offbeat story, warmed folks’ hearts and won the Best Picture Oscar.  I liked “The Shape of Water but loved “Parasite”, plenty of others felt and feel the same way.

Every character in “Parasite” had strong traits (both good and bad) that were endearing.  The movie is an allegory for the huge gaps and differences between the very poor and the very rich.  Yet, “Parasite” also shows us the similarities both the poor and rich have.  They all want the best for their children and loved ones and will do whatever is necessary to get that for them.  The plot twist in this movie just added to the fun. I thrive on seeing un-Hollywood formula scripts and this one was as un-Hollywood as you can get.

THE DIFFERENCES AND SIMILARITIES OF THE RICH AND POOR WERE SO WELL SHOWN IN “PARASITE.”

There’s more I could add but in time, others will look back and understand why “Parasite” won the Best Picture Oscar and why it was a well deserved honor.  If you haven’t seen this movie, by all means get to the theater or check it out On Demand.   “Parasite” has so far only grossed 36 million dollars but look for that money tally to grow in the coming days and weeks. Please trust me, once you watch it, you’ll get to my thinking on this Best Picture winner.

NEXT WEEK: What kids say today.

Movies You Should See

Academy Awards season is here.

The time of the Academy Awards is always a fun one. People share their favorite and least favorite movies and debate over who should win gold statue hardware and who should not.  I saw most of the nominated films and late in the Oscar season caught “Parasite” which was probably my favorite movie of the year.  I don’t want to say anything more, just SEE it and you’ll thank me afterwards.

Anyway, for the next couple of weeks your local theater screens will be showing some of those films that pick up Academy Award honors.  It’s a good opportunity for movie fans to catch up to see what’s the big fuss about this actor or actress and this or that movie.

So what I want to do is steer you toward some lesser known flicks that never made waves at the Academy Awards in years past but are worth your time to check out.  Most of these should be available on pay per view via Amazon or Xfinity. However, if you want to kick it old school, go to your library and check out the DVDs for the films I’m listing.

First here are some thrillers/dramas that will keep your eyes locked on the screen for the duration of the film.

LAYER CAKE (2004) Way before his James Bond movies, Daniel Craig played a British drug dealer trying to get out of that business in a smart and twisty drama.  This is one of the best drug caper movies I’ve ever seen.

LAYER CAKE IS A LESSER KNOWN BUT TASTY CAPER MOVIE

WIND RIVER (2017) Elizabeth Olsen (younger sister to Mary Kate & Ashley) showed her acting chops in the stark “Matha, Marcey, May, Marlene” and she does well in this rural mystery.  Olsen plays an FBI agent trying to solve the murder of a young girl on a lawless Indian reservation.  Jeremy Renner co-stars and it features a fantastic intense stand-off with guns drawn and plenty more thrills.

WIND RIVER IS A WILD WHO-DUN-IT MOVIE SET ON A LAWLESS INDIAN RESERVATION.

STOKER (2013)  Mia Wasikowska plays an oddball teen mourning the sudden loss of her father. Her nasty mother (Nicole Kidman) and creepy uncle (Matthew Goode) who just got out of a mental institution crank up the eerie drama.  The twists and turns are never obvious and you’ll like every frame of “Stoker.”

AN ODDBALL GIRL, AND HER WEIRD FAMILY STIR LOTS OF TENSION IN “STOKER.”

Now here’s a set of “coming of age” movies that you may not be familiar with.

THE WAY WAY BACK (2013) Duncan (played by Liam James) is a an awkward teen. His single mother (Toni Collette) drags him to a summer cabin to bond with mom’s harsh and hard to figure out boyfriend. (Steve Carell)  Allison Janney plays a free spirited neighbor but the scene stealer here is Sam Rockwell who manages a water park and mentors Duncan. I’ve always liked Rockwell’s acting (he won an Oscar for “Three Billboads Outside Ebbing Missouri) and his humor and charm in this film is worth seeing.

A BOY COMES OF AGE AT A FUNKY WATER PARK IN “THE WAY WAY BACK.”

SHORT TERM 12 (2013) Lots of good films came out 7 years ago and that includes this drama about a small alternative school for troubled kids (who live on campus) and have sad backgrounds to put behind them.  Future Oscar winner Brie Larson is the lead star as one of the administrators who tries to improve the lives of these soon to be graduates while coping with her own problems.  Another future Oscar winner Rami Malek plays a new teacher at the school who has lots to learn about working with these special students.

AS A SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER, I TOOK A SHINE TO “SHORT TERM 12” WHICH IS ABOUT THE HELP GIVEN TO TEENS WITH EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS AT THEIR ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL.

DEAN (2017)  I’ve written before about this part drama-part comedy and my enthusiasm has yet to waver on it.  Demetri Martin is Dean, a 20-something cartoonist coping with the loss of his mother while his father (Kevin Kline) plans to sell the family home.  Son and father find their own ways to grieve and they meet some new people along the way.  Dean’s letter to a friend at the end of the movie is priceless and there are smiles and tears leading up to it.

HUMOR AND TRAGEDY FORM THE STORY IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES “DEAN.”

So if you’re looking for some off the beaten path films that will light up your life as much as the recent Oscar winners, you’ve got six to recommendations  to check out. 

NEXT WEEK’s BLOG : Hitting to all fields.