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With our ‘Shelter in Place – Lockdown Life’, there’s been a welcome respite that went on for the past five weeks on Sunday nights. Of course I’m talking about the ESPN Docu-series “The Last Dance” which covered the amazing Bulls teams of the 1990’s. Two new one hour long episodes each week made us forget the fact that we haven’t had real sports to watch in over two months.

I don’t need to re-cap what was shown but the online and radio & TV talk about this series has been a great vein of entertainment to tap into.  The makers of the series have been interviewed often and each episode has been analyzed and dissected more than a bucket full of frogs in a high school biology lab. 

There’s also been blowback this week from former team mate Horace Grant who insists he was not the blabbing source to writer Sam Smith and his book “The Jordan Rules.”  Heck, there’s even been rebuttal from the guy who made the pizza that allegedly made Michael Jordan sick the night before his “Flu” game which was said to actually be food poisoning.  That pizza maker claims to be a Jordan fan, named his son after number twenty three and personally delivered a carefully and healthfully made pizza to the Bulls star’s hotel room.

“The Last Dance” was a fun historical whirl around the NBA courts, locker rooms and other locales.  And guess what?  As satisfying as all episodes were, I can’t help but think we could’ve done with a few more installments.  Yes, when we digest a great viewing meal like this one, some of us want more!

Like many, I graded “The Last Dance” an ‘A’ for excellence in content and presentation but it missed being graded an ‘A+.’ This is due to some glaring omissions in the coverage of the 1990’s Bulls.  I had no problem with much of each episode being focused Michael Jordan but there were side tales that should have been brought to the forefront.  Four more episodes in total would’ve rounded it all out.

So what was missing? How about Craig Hodges being the big story when the Bulls came to the White House after winning their first title in 1991?  Hodges showed up to meet President George H. W. Bush wearing a full-length dashiki and bearing an eight-page letter covering issues of racism he felt should be addressed.  There were the critical game contributions to the team by other players like Stacy King, Scott Williams, sharp shooting Bobby Hanson and forward Brian Williams. Brian Williams would go on to change his name to Bison Dele and ended up murdered five years after being part of the 1997 championship Bulls team.  He is believed to have been killed at sea by his older brother plus Dele’s girlfriend and the boat’s captain were also presumed to have been killed by this same brother.

None of the players I listed were not nearly as well known as Jordan, Pippen, Rodman, Grant, Paxson, Kerr and company, yet they offered special pieces to the Bulls title winning puzzles.  Featuring these stories in segments would’ve offered an even more complete telling of “The Last Dance.”

The ending of episode ten of “The Last Dance” was a letdown. Sure, it was cool to see never before shown footage of the team at their Utah hotel and Michael Jordan sitting at a piano while basking in the glow of a second three-peat.  And the final Bulls victory rally in Grant Park was fun to re-watch. However, the end, the last notes of the dance wrapped up with a quick text showing the dismantling of the ’98 Bulls. We read about Pippen and Rodman going to other teams, Michael retiring and Phil Jackson taking some time off.  That was it, a dull thud of a close-out.

I was expecting an entire hour to be dedicated to more details on what the main principles in the story did in their post Bulls days. However, doing so would have included Jordan ending up on the Washington Wizards in what was an anti-climactic finish to his amazing basketball career.  While not a major taint on his legacy, Michael would have been so much better off letting that last second winning shot in game 6 in Utah be his last pro shot ever.  In Episode eight MJ even told Ahmad Rashad he wanted to leave basketball before his skills took the inevitable downturn all players face.  I wish his Airness would’ve listened to his own original plan.

I feel the very best way to close out “The Last Dance,” would be to wrap up the players’ post Bulls epilogue first. Then for the very last segment, focus on coach Phil Jackson. That last segment would show the TV news footage of when Phil left the Berto Center for the very last time. Jackson parted ways with the Bulls the same way we’d all like to leave a company or a job, or a career; showing class, confidence and no regrets. Sitting on his motorcycle, Coach Jackson patiently answered some sports scribe’s queries on being done with the Bulls. He was calm as usual and explained it was time to go and he was happy to be moving on.  With that Phil kicked that Harley into gear and drove off into the sunset.  
Gentle visual fade, music swells and the dance is over.

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My senior year in high school was a great one. Classmates and I were the big cheese and we had two final semesters of regular school to run through.  My second semester of senior year was a well planned out easy cruise. I started each day with three academic classes, none of them too challenging, and that was pretty much it!  After that I had lunch, P.E., a free period and then my Yearbook staff class. I worked part time at White Castle in Lombard but with my light class load there was plenty of time for hanging with friends, parties and my final year of playing varsity baseball for the York Dukes. 

Graduation in mid-June was a major event as over nine hundred senior grads bid farewell to high school and hello to the rest of our lives.  The day of the commencement, my family had a nice luncheon party for me at Elmhurst’s Café Parisen. After the ceremony we opened gifts and had cake at our house.  Then I went out to party with my fellow grads. It was a night of drunken (but safe) revelry.  Oh wait, at one party that night, the police came to break things up and some girl got sprayed with mace.  But other than that, all was cool as can be.  My summer was spent playing American Legion baseball for the Elmhurst team, more work at White Castle and lots of fun nights with my friends, many of whom were going away to college while I was set to start my higher education with classes at the College of DuPage in Glen Ellyn.

I bring up this memory because the high school senior class of 2020 as we all know, has been compromised in every way possible.  I feel so bad for these kids because they get none of what I and every graduating senior before this year have enjoyed for decades. 

Think of all they’re missing since the shutdowns and quarantines began in mid-March. Late winter and all spring sports cancelled, no spring plays, no musicals, no final band concerts, no honors society banquets or breakfasts, last field trips off, proms were called off, ditto for senior ditch day, the weekend parties when someone’s parents are away couldn’t happen, commencement ceremonies and backyard graduation parties with family and friends were deep sixed.  There’s also the idea that they were in their last days with classmates, many of whom they might never see again or at least until there’s a ten year reunion. This is not to mention the athletes aiming for college scholarships and those working towards academic honors, scholarships and admissions into college.  

I’ll be honest. If I were a high school senior and was missing all these special final things, I’d consider tanking my remote learning assignments and failing the semester. This way maybe I could come back next school year and take part all in the rituals and special events I missed out on. 

But these seniors aren’t going to do that, they’ve opted to endure. Most are completing their required classes online. Some are taking part in Zoom prom parties, online commencement events, having signs noting their graduation put in their yards and other gestures of acknowledgement that they are about to end their high school careers.  Here in Elmhurst, trees in front yards of seniors are wrapped in green ribbons for seniors at York and blue ribbons for seniors attending Immaculate Conception High School. There have been parades of cars rolling by the homes of grads, the cars & vans plastered with signs, balloons and the honking of horns. My neighborhood has seen at least a dozen of these processions. 

I greatly admire the whole nation of American high school seniors. Oh I’m sure behind closed doors there’s been tears, tantrums and angst over this crappy deal, it’s understandable.  Still, for the most part on TV news reports and online stories, I’ve seen and heard hundreds of examples of good humor and the attitude of “We’ll make the best of this unforeseen situation.”  

I also feel similar hurt for those graduating from college and how their final weeks in school should be celebrated and honored in ways that can’t be done at this time.  This isn’t how crowning achievements should end.  Looking ahead, I hope there can be some semblance of normalcy so next year’s class of 2021 doesn’t have to face the same disruptions.  But if that DOES happen, they can learn from the patience, accepting nature and resilience of the class of 2020. 

Happy graduation to all!    

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DISCLAIMER- Today’s blog, despite the pics that go with it, is not meant to be a gratuitous cheesecake photo collection for horn dogs.  Just bear with me, O.K.?

The ‘Shelter in Place’ life we’re living due to Covid 19 has brought out the restlessness in many female celebrities.   There are no parties to attend, no shopping, no lunches at L.A.’s trendy Ivy restaurant, and of course no work projects to be part of.

 So what’s a girl to do?  I know!  Post lots of selfies of yourself in swimsuits to remind the world just how ‘hot’ you still are!  So here’s a small sampling of the famous fillies I’ve been spotting on numerous websites like TMZ, Perez Hilton, Daily Mail, etc. (Jeez, I gotta get a life!)

First off, I’m not including any pics or comments on the Karadshian/Jenner women. Those dizzy twits get enough exposure in their photo-shopped string bikini pics postings.  The fact that these goofs are mega-millionaires only depresses me that American culture continues to embrace these vapid vamps.  

 KATE BECKINSALE- This soon to be forty-seven year old actress (please name me ONE notable movie she’s been in) makes news with each new young fella she dates.  There was the brief affair with SNL star Pete Davidson but before and since then there’s been a parade of other men, all young enough to be an adult son of hers. Kate seems to thrive on the ‘cougar’ reputation she’s earned and makes no apologies.  Ms. Beckinsale also finds every opportunity to post up pics of just how slim and trim she’s managed to stay. 

HELENA CHRISTENSEN– Up until recently, I hadn’t seen this former supermodel make much news in at least ten years.  Helena is now 51 and has recently taken to posting lots of swimsuit pics on social media.  Guys, it appears that Helena is single. VERY single.

JANUARY JONES The 42 year old former “Mad Men” star has recently been posting so many swimsuit selfies that it’s hard to keep track of them all.  Her bikini bender is kind of sad. And guess who realizes how messed up this is? January Jones herself! Here’s a direct quote from Ms. Jones last weekend after she put up new bikini shots.  “I’m troubled by this. What’s become of me?”     

ELIZABETH HURLEY-  For the past several years I’ve wondered if the fifty-four year old model/actress even owns clothing that isn’t a teeny weeny bikini.  Yeah, she looks great but we kind of get it, you & swimwear are a nice combination.  Now please give us a year or two of no swimsuit posts.

PAULINA PORIZKOVA On a CBS Sunday Morning interview two months ago, the fifty five year old former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model talked about being understandably hurt over being left out of her late husband’s will.  Married to the Cars’ Ric Ocasek but separated at the time of his death last September, she nonetheless cared for him as he recovered from health issues before he passed on. Paulina also evoked favor by posting make-up free photos of her aging self, gray hair, wrinkles, crow’s feet and all.  She was telling our looks obsessed society, “This is what getting older really is.” Women praised this brave move.  However, after the CBS interview and the brutally honest portrayal of her physical flaws, Paulina Porizkova has done a 180 degree turnabout!  She took a pre-pandemic tropical vacation and posed for numerous photos in barely there bikinis.  Now these pics are popping up all over the place online.  

Now some of you may be saying, “So what Mick?  These women look great and want to show their looks off to the world. What’s your problem?”  Fair enough.  However, a constant run of these photos connotes a feeling of neediness.  Some say these middle aged women are displaying confidence, I say just the opposite is true.    

There’s a decade old slang word the younger folks use to describe what I mean.  These women are “thirsty.”   To clarify, being ‘thirsty’ means you are- Overly eager and desperate, usually for attention, approval, or compliments.

Thirsty? These women look parched and yes, desperate.     

In the 1992 movie “Singles” there was a great line spoken by a woman trying to meet up with a potential suitor via a dating service. she said, “ Desperation,. it’s the world’s worst smelling cologne.” 

So to Kate, Helena, January, Elizabeth and Paulina, I say, “Get over yourself, you look fine but you don’t have to keep seeking approval and confirmation of that fact… Oh, and have a drink, you look a little thirsty.

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Like many music fans I find it so hard to nail down the very best concert I ever saw. Plenty of shows are memorable to me.  Seeing Elton John, The Who or Bruce Springsteen for the first time all have special meanings. The same goes for two straight nights of Bowie in ‘83, seeing the Rolling Stones twice, or country shows by Garth Brooks, Clint Black or Travis Tritt.  But if I can’t name my very favorite live event, I do know that in the top two would be the multi-act concert I saw at age twenty-five.  It was a long night of music called the “Conspiracy of Hope” which was tied to the Amnesty International organization. This concert happened on June 13th, 1986 at the Rosemont Horizon, now known as the Allstate Arena.

My pal Lee Swanson landed me and several friends in the tenth row of the main floor for the show.  The Amnesty Tour was only six shows long and Chicago was the next to last stop.  The acts that performed that night were Joan Baez, The Neville Brothers, Lou Reed, Bryan Adams, Peter Gabriel, U2 and the Police!  Oh, and there was a surprise twenty minute comedy set by Robin Williams who was so hilarious, I couldn’t get the laughs out fast enough as he had a whole roll of rapid fire jokes to blast on us.

I missed Baez’s opening set because I was driving to the Horizon from my job producing  Larry Lujack’s afternoon radio show at WLS. I caught all the other acts and each was spot on great. Lou Reed sounded as monotone cool as his records, kicking off the set with his Velvet Underground standard “Rock n Roll.”  That was followed by newer solo work like “I Love You Suzanne” and “No Money Down.”  Of course we heard “Walk on the Wild Side” and things closed out with another new track, “Video Violence.”

Bryan Adams favored the sold-out arena with “Somebody”, “Summer of 69”, “Run to You” and a cool cover of the Beatles’ “Get Back” among others.  I’d never seen Adams live before and he smiled broadly throughout his turn to play.  I was also new to the Peter Gabriel live experience and his passion and animated ways made for a killer combination.  “Shock the Monkey” and earlier solo hits were fun to hear but the highlight was when Gabriel closed his set with “Biko”, the song about murdered human rights activist Steven Biko.  The entire crowd was singing the deliberate chorus of “Oh Biko,.. Biko.., because Biko..” and as he prepared to exit the stage, Peter told the crowd “The rest is up to you.” He meant this two ways: one, it was up to the fans to keep singing that chorus after he was gone and second, it was up to all the fans to keep up the fight for human rights.  It was a chilling moment, the kind that never leaves you.

U2 was next up and they blew the roof off the joint.  Over the previous five years, Bono and his band had been steadily growing in popularity but they hadn’t yet broken all the way through to the mainstream.  This was a year before “The Joshua Tree” album busted them loose to mega-star status but they were bubbling so close, right at the precipice of major fame.  In the dark of the stage like a sonic boom the band cranked into their Martin Luther King tribute “Pride, In the Name of Love.” Bono charged the stage like he was leading a prison break. I never heard the Rosemont Horizon this loud before or since.  It came from the band’s performance and the fans willing U2 to clock their official stamp on the show.  There was just something special about the timing of the band’s appearance and how they played, a real harmonic convergence.

Next up was the anthem “Sunday Bloody Sunday” followed by Bob Dylan’s “Maggie’s Farm” which was infused with snippets of John Lennon’ “Cold Turkey” and James Taylor’s “Fire and Rain.”  Bono, Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen had this crowd in the palm of their hands.  A slowed down cover of the Beatles “Help” with portions of “Walk on the Wild Side”, “Norwegian Wood”, “Biko” and “Candle in the Wind” tossed in was next.  Bono was already a rock star but I always saw this performance as his true coming out party.  The guy was now officially a major force to be reckoned with!  Then U2 brought Lou Reed out again and they pounded out the anti-apartheid “Sun City.”  All acts that night played songs with the theme of justice and political change but U2 stole the night.

Here’s how great U2 was; when the Police came out to do the final set of the night, it was anti-climactic!  Sting and company played their hits just fine and fans were thrilled to see the trio back together for one of the first times since 1983 but it rang hollow. We already saw the climax before the end of the movie.  This was not because of what the Police didn’t bring to the stage but what U2 did bring to it.

Witnessing this rare coming together of performers was beyond special.  As I said, I don’t know what my personal favorite concert ever is, but this long night of talent will always be in the mix.  June 13^th 1986 was a Friday night, and this was one Friday the 13^th that proved to be nothing but good luck for all of us who were there.

NEXT BLOG- Famous women who are too thirsty.

**Just in case you didn’t know, Covid 19 stands for CORONAVIRUS DISEASE and the 19 is due to the year it was unleashed.  The ‘19’ part bums me out. 19 was the number I wore from sophomore through senior years when I pitched for the York High School baseball team.  I took that same number when playing for the WLS AM 89ers softball team. Jonathan Toews, one of my favorite Chicago Blackhawk players, wears number 19. For many years that 2 digit integer was my lucky number.  I know compared to all the deaths and illnesses tied to this pandemic it’s a minor issue but this bastard virus has forever tainted 19 for me.

**Watching TV and social media coverage of the closing of salons these past few weeks has been eye opening for me. I had NO idea how many women color their hair!  I was totally in the dark and this is coming from a guy whose father owned a beauty shop for over 20 years.  No judgment here, but I encourage women to give their natural hair color, even when it’s gray, a chance.

** Meanwhile my hair keeps growing longer which is fine but don’t look for a pony tail to happen.  You’ll never see me trying to be “Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man.”  My ‘Quarantine Beard’ is getting thick and with the warmer weather I anticipate some discomfort so I’m ordering a new beard trimmer to pare down the face fuzz to something more manageable.

**With so many of us doing work related ZOOM video conference calls, I’m asking for someone to design a bathrobe that looks like a suit coat or dress shirt.  And please hurry!

**Like millions of folks, I miss getting together with friends at a bar for a few beers and a lot of laughs. So for the first time in years, I bought a 12 pack of beer for home consumption.  Whenever I have the need to feel ‘normal’ I open the fridge and slowly savor a bottle of suds.  By the way, just in case anyone wants to favor me with some free foamy goodness, my ale of choice is Shiner Bock.

**The pub burgers sold at Jewel are beyond delicious.  One juicy patty, grilled at home, and I lose all desire to hit a fast food drive thru for several days.

**Al Flash and I have written more COVID 19 song parodies than I can count. I look forward to making music about topics other than this awful virus ASAFP.

**Anyone who reads my blogs & Facebook posts knows how much the summer swim season at Elmhurst’s East End Pool means to me.  With Covid 19 restrictions going on, I have the sinking feeling (no pun intended) that our pool won’t open this year.  Yet, I hold out hope.

**CBS Sunday Morning just interviewed the iconic Julie Andrews and her book co-writer & daughter Emma Walton Hamilton. To cope with our ‘shelter in place’ situation, Emma offered advice from her mom: When in doubt, stand still.” 

**I’ve often said when you take away her goofy drug talk, the tongue sticking out and off kilter dance songs, Miley Cyrus is an amazing singer. I love her versions of Tom Petty’s “Wildflowers” and her godmother Dolly Parton’s classic “Jolene.”  Last week on Saturday Night Live, Miley knocked Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here” out of the park.  Well done girl!

NEXT BLOG: The best concert I ever saw gets a review.

Two weeks ago I posted a Facebook query asking friends to volunteer a movie most others like but they don’t. I got a load of wide ranging responses, everything from “Avatar” to “Zoolander.”   There were many anti-Avatars and considering how much money that film made, I can see how some would check it out and then go “meh, not for me.” Lots of women did not like “The Godfather.”  My guess is they didn’t enjoy seeing how in 1940’s Mafia life the women were treated like second rate citizens.

Everyone has their favorite and least favorite movies.  It’s a subjective issue and there’s no right or wrong, only opinions.  So with that I give you three films that were very well received both critically and at the box office,.and I don’t like them!

GHOSTBUSTERS-  I know why this one was such a money huge maker but it had nothing to with the quality of the script or the acting.  Director Ivan Reitman had two former Saturday Night Live members in the cast (Bill Murray & Dan Ackroyd), a hit theme song “Ghostbusters” from Ray Parker Jr. and the logo of a ghost with a circle and a slash through it, just when international signs like that were taking hold. T-shirts with the Ghostbuster logo were a big deal and worn by many.  By the way, Ray Parker Jr. was sued for ripping off musical riffs from Huey Lewis’ hit “I Want a New Drug” and the money matter was settled out of court for the always popular “Undisclosed Amount.”  The first third of “Ghostbusters” was mildly entertaining with Murray, Ackroyd and Harold Ramis trying to drum up business for ridding buildings of bad spirits.  Then we had Murray’s mugging for the camera and being Mr. Glib when trying to romance Sigourney Weaver. At this point things were slipping and as soon as ghost number one was removed from a hotel banquet room, the movie died for me.  It became a supernatural beast chasing farce with the Stay-Puf Mashmallow Man as its key character. The special effects took over “Ghostbusters” and I found it to be lame. I know I’m in the minority with this one but I still see the movie as nothing more than an elongated SNL bit with a catchy song and not much more.

“FIGHT CLUB” I’m a big fan of Director David Fincher who has brought us dark movies like “Seven,” “Zodiac”, “The Game”, “Gone Girl”, “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” and “The Social Network.” However, “Fight Club” was a disappointment to me and I’ll never get what people saw in it. Well, you did have a buff, shirtless & very scummy looking Brad Pitt to look at.  Then there was the curious but clueless venturing of Edward Norton and a really filthy sex tramp in Helena Bonham Carter. There WAS one key line that people took from this movie and still quote it to this day.  “The first rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about fight club.”  One line of dialog does not a movie make.  Ugh.  The story plodded along with escalated brawls and a mystery as to what may happen at the end.  The film ended with the flat taste of a glass of Coke that was left in the sun all day.  Sorry Brad, Edward, Helena and Mr. Fincher, but when it comes to praising good movies, my first rule is to not talk about “Fight Club.”

“FIELD OF DREAMS”- I saved this most overrated (in my opinion) movie for last.  Again, there’s a catch line filmgoers latched on to like barnacles on an old rusty fishing boat, “If you build it, they will come.”  Jeesh.  Here we have farmer and family man Ray Kinsella (Kevin Costner) listening to weird voices that tell him to construct a baseball field in his acreage so some old time players from the disgraced 1919 Chicago White Sox can come out of nowhere.  Really?  This is your idea for a film? It sounded like one of those ‘wonderment’ stories from “The Twilight Zone”, certainly not a 107 minute love letter to baseball romantics.  Full disclosure, I played years and years of baseball and still enjoy watching the game, but this story reeked of maudlin sappiness.  I’ll never forget when the film ended; I was walking out with the crowd at the Oak Brook movie theater and grown men were sobbing, crying like their hearts were broken!  I felt like smacking these wimps in the face but that would’ve made them cry harder.  Not long after seeing “Field of Dreams” I read the best critique of the movie.  The comment was: “Field of Dreams was designed to make the Reagan generation feel good about baseball.”   Wow!  Truer words were never said, and I didn’t need this trite movie to appreciate America’s favorite past time.

Sometime in the future I’ll have to tap in to two of three films that I find to be underrated and underappreciated.

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Everyone has their favorite songs of all time.  Some were number one smash hits, others may have been top 20 songs or even album tracks.  It’s all subjective and the gamut of preferences can range from heavy metal to basic rock n roll, to soft ballads, bubblegum pop, jazz, country music, etc.

So with baseball season currently on hold, I thought I’d offer a ‘triple play’ of songs that I never tire of; tunes that I could listen to a million times and would still want to hear more plays of them.

“SATISFACTION GUARANTEED”- The Firm.   This was a British supergroup featuring singer Paul Rodgers (Free, Bad Company, Queen) guitarist Jimmy Page (Yardbirds, Led Zeppelin) drummer Chris Slade from Uriah Heep, Manfred Mann & AC/DC and bass player Tony Franklin.  On their debut disc, the first single was “Radioactive” which landed at #28 on the charts.  The next single & video was “Satisfaction Guaranteed” which failed to chart and that is a travesty.  Paul Rodgers is one of the most underrated singers in rock history and is still going strong on solo tours and road runs with Bad Company.  Page’s guitar is strong on this cut but its Rodgers’ vocals that make this an aces song.

“GIMME LITTLE SIGN” Brenton Wood.  Born Alfred Jesse Smith in Shreveport Louisiana in 1941, Wood graduated high school then chased his music making dreams in Los Angeles. Speculation is he changed his name to emulate the wealthy L.A. district of Brentwood but that was never confirmed.  Wood who played keyboards, wrote “Gimme Little Sign” and in 1967 it made it to #9 on the pop charts and #19 on the R&B side.  But for me this song is a number one hit and one everybody should know and appreciate.

“THE SALT IN MY TEARS”  MARTIN BRILEY This ‘I’m better off without you’ song only made it to #36 on the Billboard singles chart in 1983 but the video was in heavy rotation on M TV. This was back when M TV actually played music videos.  Martin Briley was a one hit wonder, never charting again as a singer.  However Briley has written songs for N’Sync, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Kenny Loggins, Gregg Allman & Barry Manilow.  That’s quite a wide range of artists to pen for.  Still, “The Salt in my Tears” is a track worth hearing again and again.

So there’s a quick sample of personal favorites from me. I’ll be posting up some more links to other ‘never get tired of’ songs in the near future.

NEXT BLOG: Movies others love and I never did.

Two weeks ago I submitted a query on Facebook’s “I Remember Elmhurst” page. I asked members of the group to “Name a regret (slight or serious) they had from their high school days.

Over the next week there were plenty of responses, some folks with minor issues, some with more serious thoughts. I didn’t tally them up but many people regretted not taking their studies seriously enough when at York or Immaculate Conception High School.  A few noted they got more dedicated about their learning when eventually getting to post high school classes, a few of whom entered college in their late 20’s and early 30’s to further their careers.  Better late than never, right?

The other bulk answer was the regret of being too shy or lacking confidence to do any of the following: Join the drama club, play sports, get more involved with after school activities and of course the reticence to not pursue romantic interests.  When reading those regrets I thought it would be a good primer for teens who are about to enter high school or are in the midst of their four years right now.

As far as my regrets, I had just three.

Regret #1. Not taking Spanish classes. When I was at York (1975-1979) I didn’t give taking a foreign language a second thought. However if I had known that twenty years later there would be such an increase of Hispanic speaking citizens, I DEFINITELY would have learned the language.  In my teaching career, there have even been a few jobs I did not apply for because they wanted someone who had a Spanish speaking background.

Regret #2.  Not learning how to play the guitar.  As a lifelong music lover and occasional warbler of songs, playing a six string acoustic is something I should have pursued.  Being able to strum out the chords to the Eagles’ “Take it Easy” and The Who’s “Substitute” would’ve led me into some interesting situations. I sometimes joke that if guitar playing was my thing in high school I might’ve ended up blowing off college for awhile and played in rock and country bar bands.  That could’ve been pretty cool!  Country star Brad Paisley has often said his grandfather told him if he learned how to play the guitar he would NEVER be alone, even when by himself.  Right now during this pandemic, boy do I get that! Truth be told I do own an acoustic guitar and am slowly learning basic chords from online tutorials, but it would’ve been better to learn as a teen.  

Regret #3. Not asking more girls out during my four years of high school. While at York, I put on an outgoing and sometimes over confident front with my peers. However, deep down like most guys, when it came to making moves on girls, I was a wuss. Me and my friends were interested in girls but slow to get out of the gate.  We were, as Bob Seger sang in “Night Moves”, ‘Working on mysteries without any clues.’  There were a couple of lasses who I asked out and was politely shot down. That wasn’t the end of the world but those rejections, gentle as they were, tempered my eagerness to ask others to see a movie or go to a dance.  As a junior, I ended up dating a girl a year older than me who I worked with at White Castle.  Even when she went away to college downstate we stayed in touch and saw each other occasionally.  Trust me, when it came to the opposite sex, 90% of my male classmates were in the same ‘slow lane’ that I loafed in.  And I bet had I learned how to play guitar back then, I would’ve garnered more interest from the ladies.  Fortunately, like with most of us, things with the opposite sex got better as I grew up.  Although my standard joke is, “I’ve dated my share of women…  It’s just that my share is so little.”  

So there you have my high school ‘woulda, coulda, shouldas.’ Nothing too awful there and my lacking guitar skills is something I’m currently working on.  No matter what, my four years at York were a blast. From sophomore year on I played for the Dukes baseball team, I was a three year staff writer for the yearbook, worked at White Castle, hung out with loads of friends from most circles or cliques and went to more fun and sometimes crazy parties than I can count. And I sure had a blast doing it all!

So my advice to those in or about to enter high school anywhere would be:

1. Learn to speak fluent Spanish, it will help you in the future.
2. Whatever urge or interest you have in music or the arts, be sure to pursue it while you’re young.
3. And that girl or guy who you are interested in? By all means, make it known and give it a shot.

You only have one four year set of high school years, make the most of them and as the Nike slogan says, “Just do it.”    Class dismissed.

Next Blog- A triple play of underappreciated songs.

Years ago Sammy Llanas wrote the Bo Deans song “Naked” where he sang- ‘I’ve been around the block and I’ve done some things that I ain’t so very proud of.”

We’ve all been in that “shouldn’t have done that” boat; sometimes for minor things, sometimes for stuff more serious.  So here’s another round of “Have You Evers” to ponder.  So be honest, keep track of how many of these sins you’ve committed and no looking at your neighbor’s answers.

HAVE YOU EVER…

BEEN STRANDED BECAUSE YOUR CAR RAN OUT OF GAS?

BLOWN OFF A TOLL?

HAD SEX WITH YOUR EX? (Spouse or former boyfriend/girlfriend)?

WELCHED ON A BET?

BEEN THE UGLY DRUNK AT A SOCIAL EVENT?

HAVE YOU EVER…

BEEN AT SOMEONE’S HOUSE AND SNOOPED IN THEIR MEDICINE CABINET?

DINED AND DASHED?

SEXTED SOMEONE?

GAMBLED ON A FART AND LOST?

LOCKED YOUR KEYS IN YOUR CAR?

HAVE YOU EVER…

SPREAD A RUMOR ABOUT SOMEONE YOU KNEW WAS NOT TRUE?

MOONED OR FLASHED SOMEONE?

HAD SOMEONE WHO WAS YOUR REGULAR ‘BOOTY CALL’?

PUT A DENT IN SOMEONE’S PARKED CAR AND NOT LEFT A NOTE?

BEEN ONE HALF OF ‘THAT COUPLE’ MAKING OUT AT A PARTY THAT EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT?

HAVE YOU EVER…

HIT ON A FRIEND OR CO-WORKER’S SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

BOUNCED A CHECK?

HAD SEX WITH A BOSS OR CLIENT TO ADVANCE YOUR CAREER?

‘GHOSTED’ SOMEONE YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH?

EGGED SOMEONE’S HOUSE?

FULL DISCLOSURE– I can answer “YES” to 12 of these 20 items. Which 12 I’ve done goes with me to the grave.  Sorry.

NEXT BLOG:  Regrets?  I’ve had a few.

Last week Melissa Etheridge was set to play Waukegan’s Genesee Theater but that bastard Coronavirus postponed the gig.  So I thought I’d share some memories of the first time I saw the Kansas born rocker in concert.

As passionate as Melissa Etheridge’s recorded music is, you really have to see her live to get the full appreciation of her talents. I’ve been to several of her shows over the years and admire what an intense performer she is.  There’s a real ‘love it live’ thing going on with her fans.  I’ve seen this mutual bond over the years but the most memorable exchange occurred during a 1992 concert at the Chicago Theatre.  Melissa’s “Never Enough” CD was her most recent and both old and new songs were well received.

That night during a break between songs, a fan sitting a few rows from the stage called out to Melissa and offered her something.  As security let the woman get to the front row she handed the star an authentic Chicago Policeman’s leather jacket, complete with the real patches and tags.  Melissa was surprised at the offering and asked twice if the jacket was really for her.  It was and you could tell she was genuinely touched by this present.  The whole theater cheered and it was a cool moment.  I shared that tale with a friend of mine who promoted for Ms. Etheridge’s label. Years later he brought up the jacket story to her and Melissa lit up saying it was the coolest gift she ever got from one of her fans.

One other highlight that night was at show’s end.  Melissa saved one of her early hits “Bring Me Some Water” as a final serving. Coming out with her twelve string acoustic guitar she held it high above her head with both hands like it was Excalibur.  The crowd screamed its approval of this cool pose, then Melissa gave a sly grin and launched into the unmistakable opening chords that got the place jumping as one.  Then she started with those well known lyrics, “Tonight I feel so weak, but all in love is fair…”

So if you ever get to see a Melissa in the future, you’re in for an evening of great music and a rowdy ass time.  And if you ever want to bring her a cool gift than can top that leather Chicago Police officer’s jacket, good luck!

NEXT BLOG- A New Round of “Have You Ever.”