A New List of ‘Nevers’

I have never…..

Had a Red Bull or any energy drink.  Ditto for any Latte’s or cappuccino.

Eaten even one Taki.  My students live for those snacks.

Taken any psychedelic drugs.  Zero interest in losing my mind.  

Gotten a tattoo.  Might be good for others but not for me.

Had a manicure or a pedicure.  A mani, maybe someday but nobody is ever toughing my feet.  Ugh!

NOBODY’S EVER GONNA GIVE ME A PEDICURE. EWWWW!

Worn a pair of Crocs.

Told a woman, “It’s not you, it’s ME!”  Though I have had a couple women throw me that blow-off line.

Danced the tango.

Driven a car over 80 mph.

Gone zip-lining.

Done stand-up comedy at an Open Mic Night.  Maybe someday.

Swam naked.   East End Pool and my gym kind of frown on that. Bunch of uptight prudes!

No tango for me. (I wanted to use a pic from “Scent of a Woman” but could not find one that could be re-posted)

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