Sixty-five years into this life, I realized there are some things I have yet to do and probably won’t ever. We’ll see. Here’s a quick list of some things I have never done:
I never have:
**Eaten at Chipotle. (We have one in Elmhurst and I like Mexican food, just not interested in their offerings.)
**Seen any of the Harry Potter movies. Not one.
**Gotten a tattoo or a body piercing.
**Paid a bill when it was past its due date.
**Caught a foul or homerun ball at an MLB game.
**Worn a pair of Birkenstock sandals or any of their footwear.
**Had a gin and tonic. (Gin has too strong a smell & taste for me. Vodka and Lemonade or orange juice is more my speed.)
I never have:
**Found Kevin Hart to be funny. (In movies, stand-up or all the commercials he does. A poor man’s Eddie Murphy in my opinion)
**Done stand-up comedy at an ‘Open Mic’ night. (But someday I’d like to.)
**Flashed the two fingered devil’s horns sign at a concert. (Not even at a hard rock show)
**Had a manicure or God forbid, a pedicure. (Nobody’s coming near my feet!)
**Watched even one minute of the Kardashians TV shows.
**Had an inter-office romance. (No fishing off the company pier, but I have dated within my professions)
**Had my name posted in the Jeffrey Epstein files. (I’m not a freak or pervert)
Next week’s blog- I’ll post a list of some things I HAVE done.